I was compelled, shut up.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I broke yet2comeundone's X-Box (-12 points). Last Saturday I helped marichui89 hide a body (-173 points). Last Wednesday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In September I didn't flush (-1 points). In August I stole burningyears623's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-215 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
shampoomistress
my cat is sitting on my lap. It's amusing how my cat is so fat, he covers my entire lap and acts as a living furry blanket that bites. quite nice, actually, until he starts to make your appendages go asleep ;_;
i should be peeling grapes and hemming my chiton right now. buuuuuuuuuuut, i can't move until the cat gets off my lap ^^. Thank you, kitty! Speeeeeaking of kitties, i think Jeff Broll's story kicked ass. i'm thinking i'm going to make a folder of all the stories my peers have written over the years, but i'd want to collect alot, not just the few by wile and lubicles :P