My current situation?...well, it's getting better.

[shampoo115]

O god, my guts hurt. My acid reflux meds stopped working again, so I can't drink sodas today. But, I'm really thirsty, so I'll have to drink water, and too much water might make me throw up because I ate bad deli meat yesterday. I am going to end up being sick one way or the other. I can aim my vomit towards someone I dislike. Any requests? I hate

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[swiezy]

If you put me as a... whatever... I'm pretty sure you can knab a job at fuddruckers. They still ask me when I'm coming back.

[shampoo115]

Fuck yea! I might just do that.

[zippo_puke]

masturbation solves everything

[shampoo115]

I can get fired for jerkin' it at work.