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Ugh, the little fuckers are everywhere! This whole goddamn state, it's just covered in ants, all the way from the Bay to San Diego, I'm sure of it. They're all over, no matter how many times I clean the walls, the floor, the carpet, they still keep showing up!! Sometimes I spray hairspray on them, just to watch them die a slow, tortured death, but even that doesn't seem to discourage them. UGGGHHHH
[A few frustrated scribbles of absolute rage are crossed out.]
Maybe I should just buy a new place on the top of a very tall building. If it weren't for the elevators, even I don't want to take fifty flights of stairs just to get to my apartment.