Mean Girls Quotes
Mean Girls was such a funny movie! I loved it. heres some quotes hehe:
>money is not everything.
there's still mastercard and visas.
>i was borned intelligent.
education ruined me.
>one should love animals!
they are so tasty!
>how come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
>love is photogenic.
it needs darkness to develop.
>children in backseats causes accidents
accidents in backseats causes children.
>since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
>the wise never marry.
and they they do,
they become otherwise.
>there should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
>work fascinates me.
i can look at it for hours!
>god made relatives.
thank god we can choose our friends.
>success is a relative term.
it brings so many relatives!
>"hard work never killed anybody."
but why take the risk?
>people used to keep falling in love.
no wonder i'm learning about freefall.
>war is not about who is RIGHT.
war is about who is LEFT.
>when you are feeling STRESSED and about to break down,
just remember.
STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelt backwards!
so exams are just a piece of cake!
>life's just a piece of cake.
too bad i'm on a diet.
>a true friend is one who walks in when the whole world walks out on you.
>strangers are just friends yet to be known.
>true friends are like stars.
though you may not always see them, but they would always be there for you.
>i know that looking back on the tears will make me laugh, but i never knew that looking back on laughs would make me cry.
>you can close your eyes on the things you don't want to see.
but you can't close your heart on the things you don't want to feel.
>>i'm not retreating,
i'm just advancing in another direction.
.don't take life too seriously, because it's the only thing you can't get out alive.
>guys are like public toliets,
they are either full of shit or occupied.
>the hardest thing to do is to see the one you love, love someone else.
.don't marry someone you can live with.
marry someone you can't live without.
>women hardly admit their age.
men hardly act theirs.
>middle age is when your mind becomes narrow, and your waists becomes broad.
>statistics are like bikinis.
what they reveal is suggestive.
but what they conceal is vital.
>great minds think alike.
fools seldom differ.
>never quarrel with an idiot.
people can rarely tell the difference.
>the difference between ordinary and extraordinary is the "EXTRA".
>kill a man, you are a murderer.
kill millions of men, you are a conqueror.
kill everyone, you are god.
>you must be really tired, cos you've been running through my mind.
you must have been a thief, cos you stole my heart.
i must be a bad shooter, cos i keep missing you.
>they say loving you is my biggest mistake.
but how can it be so wrong if it feels so right?
if i ever made a mistake,
it's not that i love you.
but thinking that someday,
you will love me too.
>i hate that you make me laugh.
but even more that you made me cry.
and i hate the fact that you are not around,
i hate that you are not mine.
but mostly,
i hate the fact that i don't hate you at all.
>the more you study,
the more you know.
the more you know,
the less you learn.
the less you learn,
the more you forget.
so why bother study?
>study = no fail -(1)
no study = fail -(2)
(1)+(2):
study + no study = fail + no fail
study(1 + no) = fail(1 + no)
thus,
study = fail
>girl = time + money -(1)
time = money -(2)
money = roots of evil (evil^1r2) -(3)
thus,
girl = (evil^1r2)^2
so,
girl = evil
>friends are like walls sometimes they hold you up. sometimes you lean on them. but often it's enough to know they're just standing by there...
>money is not everything.
there's still mastercard and visas.
>i was borned intelligent.
education ruined me.
>one should love animals!
they are so tasty!
>how come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
>love is photogenic.
it needs darkness to develop.
>children in backseats causes accidents
accidents in backseats causes children.
>since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
>the wise never marry.
and they they do,
they become otherwise.
>there should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
>work fascinates me.
i can look at it for hours!
>god made relatives.
thank god we can choose our friends.
>success is a relative term.
it brings so many relatives!
>"hard work never killed anybody."
but why take the risk?
>people used to keep falling in love.
no wonder i'm learning about freefall.
>war is not about who is RIGHT.
war is about who is LEFT.
>when you are feeling STRESSED and about to break down,
just remember.
STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelt backwards!
so exams are just a piece of cake!
>life's just a piece of cake.
too bad i'm on a diet.
>a true friend is one who walks in when the whole world walks out on you.
>strangers are just friends yet to be known.
>true friends are like stars.
though you may not always see them, but they would always be there for you.
>i know that looking back on the tears will make me laugh, but i never knew that looking back on laughs would make me cry.
>you can close your eyes on the things you don't want to see.
but you can't close your heart on the things you don't want to feel.
>>i'm not retreating,
i'm just advancing in another direction.
.don't take life too seriously, because it's the only thing you can't get out alive.
>guys are like public toliets,
they are either full of shit or occupied.
>the hardest thing to do is to see the one you love, love someone else.
.don't marry someone you can live with.
marry someone you can't live without.
>women hardly admit their age.
men hardly act theirs.
>middle age is when your mind becomes narrow, and your waists becomes broad.
>statistics are like bikinis.
what they reveal is suggestive.
but what they conceal is vital.
>great minds think alike.
fools seldom differ.
>never quarrel with an idiot.
people can rarely tell the difference.
>the difference between ordinary and extraordinary is the "EXTRA".
>kill a man, you are a murderer.
kill millions of men, you are a conqueror.
kill everyone, you are god.
>you must be really tired, cos you've been running through my mind.
you must have been a thief, cos you stole my heart.
i must be a bad shooter, cos i keep missing you.
>they say loving you is my biggest mistake.
but how can it be so wrong if it feels so right?
if i ever made a mistake,
it's not that i love you.
but thinking that someday,
you will love me too.
>i hate that you make me laugh.
but even more that you made me cry.
and i hate the fact that you are not around,
i hate that you are not mine.
but mostly,
i hate the fact that i don't hate you at all.
>the more you study,
the more you know.
the more you know,
the less you learn.
the less you learn,
the more you forget.
so why bother study?
>study = no fail -(1)
no study = fail -(2)
(1)+(2):
study + no study = fail + no fail
study(1 + no) = fail(1 + no)
thus,
study = fail
>girl = time + money -(1)
time = money -(2)
money = roots of evil (evil^1r2) -(3)
thus,
girl = (evil^1r2)^2
so,
girl = evil
>friends are like walls sometimes they hold you up. sometimes you lean on them. but often it's enough to know they're just standing by there...