I Must Have Blinked Too Long

[shamela]

My son is sitting in the living room. Calling a friend. On his cell phone. To get his pre-algebra homework.

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

Feeling old. But strangely okay with that.

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Welcome!

[mr_incongruity]

(hands Shamela her Golden Oldies membership card, which includes free cane, tri-focal prescription, up to 50% discount at medical equipment stores for the purchase of walkers, wheelchairs, oxygen tanks, etc., lifetime supply of blue hair dye, and a lawn that you can scream at neighborhood kids to get off of)

Liver spots are signs of wisdom. Loss of short-term memory is common. And they're not wrinkles, they're laugh lines. Also, loss of short-term memory is common :)

[shamela]

I much prefer the full-out "TURN THAT MUSIC DOWN YOU CRAZY KIDS!" action, but maybe that's just me.

The blue hair dye is gonna mix with the red and make purple. I am down with that.