Prius Envy

[shamela]

This seems an appropriate episode, given that today is Step It Up Saturday, y'all. More green! More green!

Prius Envy, a Play in One Act

The Cast

Shamela: Our heroine. Sleepy and in red-meat coma from indulgence in the once-a-year 5-Alarm Burger from Red Robin. Only half-listening to B.H.'s occasional outbursts of movie commentary

Comments

[syrenatricksy]

Shammy, have you ever written a screenplay? Cause you could, you know, and, moreover, should. I'm going to be pissy with you if you don't. Just sayin' ...

[shamela]

Ha! Well, prepare to be pissy with me, because I just don't see it happening. Because, you know, what I REALLY want to do is direct.

[elizawharton]

Hahahaha...see, that's why you need to write the screenplay -- so you can star in it, and then, when you're being interviewed on "Inside Edition"you can say: "Yeah, well, what I REALLY want to do is direct..."

[elizawharton]

Oh...wait...that's like the exact same joke you were already making...ummm...

That's some fucked up shyte!!!

[shamela]

Heeeeyyyyyy!