It's Advancing the What, Now?

[shamela]

I am powering through paper revisions from my honors Western Thought class. I am chagrined to report that one student has come up with the following:

"Milton uses Paradise Lost to advance his pointillist agenda."

I...um...qua??

(All I can figure is that the student misspelled "Protestant," and accepted the spellchecker's revision. But...still.)