Courtesy of the lovely
sabrinanymph, to whom many thanks for this giggle:
(The coded text isn't working, but I can sorta reproduce it. If you want your very own Peculiar Aristocratic Title, go
here, and perhaps the code will work for your blog.)
My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Her Noble Excellency Shamela the Expensive of Happy Bottomshire.
Yes. Yes, it is.