damon and the cheese sailboat
so you know how i have "tell me a story and i'll be your best friend" as my info on myspace?
i just got this in my inbox:
Damon awoke in a cold sweat and peeled off his sheets. It was humid and 82 degrees in Clearwater. He got up and frantically put on the same cloths he'd been wearing the day before and booked it, top speed, out of his bedroom and onto the deck.
She's still together, he thought triumphantly. The SS Cracker was still sea worthy despite being made of 3 and a 3rd tons of sharp Vermont cheddar. He looked up from examining the masts and saw land lush with green.
He could hardly contain himself so he peed off the bow. "Ahhh" he exhaled "I had to pee like a racehorse!!"
lol. some guy in massachusetts sent it.
it kinda made my day.
i just got this in my inbox:
Damon awoke in a cold sweat and peeled off his sheets. It was humid and 82 degrees in Clearwater. He got up and frantically put on the same cloths he'd been wearing the day before and booked it, top speed, out of his bedroom and onto the deck.
She's still together, he thought triumphantly. The SS Cracker was still sea worthy despite being made of 3 and a 3rd tons of sharp Vermont cheddar. He looked up from examining the masts and saw land lush with green.
He could hardly contain himself so he peed off the bow. "Ahhh" he exhaled "I had to pee like a racehorse!!"
lol. some guy in massachusetts sent it.
it kinda made my day.