Oops...xD
Last week, my sister dragged me out to see that new Hairspray movie. I made the mistake of buying one of those Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Milkshakes and drinking it before going into movie. Said milkshake proceeeds to give me a somewhat lurchy stomach. End result: Me burping my way through the WHOLE movie, thus breaking my current record of "no. of burps per hour". Didn't help I kept laughing between semi-silent burps. My sister was glaring at me the whole time. SO embarassing, yet funny somehow.
But it doesnt end there, hoo no. After movie, desperatly needed toilet. Toilet cubicles were those annoying skinny claustrophobic types. Get stuck trying to fit self and bag round door, get self free, and wind up the performance by banging my head into the door when closing it. Woman washing her hands at washbasin laughing her head off. It wasnt my butt that got me stuck, it was the massive backpack i insist on carrying XD. Im skinny as a yard stick, honest!
Not done yet. Having drunk such a large amount of liquid, it seemed bladder had turned into mary-poppins style bag in terms of capacity. Once im done my sister, whose in the stall next to me says, LOUDLY: "god, where do you store all that?!" People outside laugh loudly.
Were going to see Transformers on friday...remind me to stay the hell away from those milkshakes! XD
But it doesnt end there, hoo no. After movie, desperatly needed toilet. Toilet cubicles were those annoying skinny claustrophobic types. Get stuck trying to fit self and bag round door, get self free, and wind up the performance by banging my head into the door when closing it. Woman washing her hands at washbasin laughing her head off. It wasnt my butt that got me stuck, it was the massive backpack i insist on carrying XD. Im skinny as a yard stick, honest!
Not done yet. Having drunk such a large amount of liquid, it seemed bladder had turned into mary-poppins style bag in terms of capacity. Once im done my sister, whose in the stall next to me says, LOUDLY: "god, where do you store all that?!" People outside laugh loudly.
Were going to see Transformers on friday...remind me to stay the hell away from those milkshakes! XD