003 [Video]

Nov 21, 2010 19:06


[See the weathered face of an all too familiar grumpy orc.  See him observe his surroundings, muttering to himself.  See grumpy orc sigh.]

I suppose I can't blame you for this one, Elf.  It seems as if this place beckoned for me again.  [And slightly off camera, the top half of a blue helmet can be seen.]

Rwlrwlrwl!

I suppose so.  Just put the gun ( Read more... )

for the horde!

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[text] sdrawkcabsllort November 22 2010, 00:39:11 UTC
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
I SWEAR THIS PLACE.
WITH ITS SHITTY HANDHELDS AND IT'S EQUALLY SHITTY YET INCREDIBLY VARIED SPECIES.
I JUST.
I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW.

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shamanisticrage November 22 2010, 00:43:35 UTC
I am Garnath, and I hardly see the reason for your language.

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sdrawkcabsllort November 22 2010, 00:46:06 UTC
DID YOU HEAR THAT SOUND?
THAT WAS THE SOUND OF ME NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK, GARNATH.

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shamanisticrage November 22 2010, 00:53:39 UTC
Were there not a truce with the humans here, then I would teach you the value of respect.

Now, have you seen a Blood Elf mage with black hair, and a Tauren in this region?

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sdrawkcabsllort November 22 2010, 00:57:31 UTC
OH GOD DON'T FUCKING INSULT ME.
I'M NOT IN ANY WAY IMAGINABLE RELATED TO THE STEAMING PILE OF MUSCLEBEAST LEAVING KNOWN AS THE HUMAN RACE.
I ACTUALLY THREW UP A LITTLE IN MY MOUTH AT THE INSINUATION.
BUT SINCE I'M A MAGNANIMOUS SORT OF GUY I GUESS I'LL ANSWER YOUR QUESTION:
(YOU'RE WELCOME, BY THE WAY)
NO. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

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shamanisticrage November 22 2010, 00:58:10 UTC
Then what are you?

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sdrawkcabsllort November 22 2010, 00:59:10 UTC
A-DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I'M A TROLL, IDIOT.

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shamanisticrage November 22 2010, 01:00:10 UTC
A troll?

[But Trolls are usually all Jamaican and voodoo and stuff!]

Are you from Azeroth, then?

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sdrawkcabsllort November 22 2010, 01:02:29 UTC
SURE. WHY NOT. NOT LIKE IT MATTERS HERE.

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shamanisticrage November 23 2010, 20:26:37 UTC
One must have pride in who they are, no matter where they go.

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sdrawkcabsllort November 23 2010, 20:43:14 UTC
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW PROUD I AM THAT I'M ANY OF THE NUBGARGLING SHITHEADS I'VE MET SO FAR.
THEY ARE SO STUPID.
REALLY, REALLY DUMB.
FOR REAL.

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shamanisticrage November 23 2010, 20:44:07 UTC
Humans can indeed be tiresome to deal with.

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sdrawkcabsllort November 23 2010, 20:47:57 UTC
OH MY GOD.
YES, YES, THANK YOU.
A VOICE OF REASON.

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shamanisticrage November 23 2010, 20:49:23 UTC
Then it pleases me to see I maintain the same role I had among my people.

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sdrawkcabsllort November 23 2010, 20:57:06 UTC
YEAH THERE'S ALWAYS SOME FUSSYFANGS IN A GROUP SOMEWHERE.
WHAT ARE THEY CALLED.

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shamanisticrage November 25 2010, 22:50:19 UTC
My people are known as Orcs, and I am a shaman among them.

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