Arizona- My winter stay
I went to Arizona with my friends Patti and Anjani to visit our dearest friend Kimmy.
THE FIRST NIGHT-
New Years eve, we went to a club. It was ok, I've never been much of a club guy but whateves, I rang in the new year with my good friends.
THE SECOND DAY/NIGHT-
This was the biggest day of the trip we spent the daylight hours playing "Jaws: Unleashed" which is such an underrated game.
And the night was so big I can't even describe it... So I'll let Kimmy's blog do it for me.
Kimmy:
i almost got cuffed
Current mood: blessed
Category: Parties and Nightlife
"So tonight Anjani, Tauri, Patty and I decicded to spend the night at Casio Arizona. It was Tauri's first time, he won $23 off a $.02 cent machine, we were so proud of him. I won $10 on a $.05 cent machine. Patty lost money, so did Anjani until we were about to cash out our tickets and she saw that the machine right next to it was on some kinda bonus screen, and no one was there....we looked around. She was supposed to choose between Obi Wan Kanobe or Darth Vader, she chose the Jedi and won $5.00, the force was stong with this one.
So after that we decided we to hit up a strip club, we get there and there is a 2 drink minimun and we were like fuck that we're not drinking. So we head over to one closer to my house,the cover was only $5.00 and there was only a one drink minimum. Patty and I go over to the bar, we were about to buy 4 Irish Car Bombs and some dude comes over and introduces himself as Nate the Marine man. He asked what we were drinking and he said he had never had one before so he offers to buy Patty's and my drinks. We kinda smile and say we have two more friends over at the table, Nate said its cool, bring em over. Anjani and Tauri come over and all five of us take the Irish Car Bombs, all of our firsts (with the exception of Patty.) After our drinks we offer Nate a lap dance, because we felt bad (from a stripper, not from us.) He came over to our table and offered us all tequila shots. All of a sudden his friend who at that time we knew as Captain. Then all 6 of us slam down the Tequila shots. All of us then get up and start dancing because there were no dancers on the stage. Nate couldn't keep his hands off Anjani, he was on her brown on wild rice, it was hella funny. Then he was teaching us all how to "Lean Like a Chollo." A boucner came over and told us that we we're not supposed to dance because we were taking money away form the nonexistant strippers, at that time.We all sit down and are choppin it up with Captian, then here comes Nate again with another round of drinks. We again slam some shots. Captain and I were talking and then he looked at me and smiled and called me beautiful, I kinda smiled and said that I already knew that, he laughed and said he liked my snoody attitude. Captain gave us all hella dolla bills to give to the stripper, Tauri even put one in his mouth so the stripper could take it with hers, it was fucken HOT. Our seats were melting!!! The Captain then bought Tauri his first ever lap dancer....and a strange man paid for it!! So then Captain disappears and a bouncer comes over to tell us that he is waiting for the 4 of us outside.
The four of us walk outside and Captian is by this truck with the alarm goin off. Nate runs over and shuts it off and we all kind giggled. Captain and Nate then come over to my car and tried to convince the 4 of us to go back to his place, supposodly around the corner. We said no and that we had an early morning because we are headed for the Grand Canyon tomorrow...NOT! Finally after we kept resisting they stopped asking. Captian then said his name was Paul, he then became Captian Paul. Then Nate admited that he was not in the Marines at all and is in fact also from California. (He has arrythmia and flat feet.) We all laugh and we get their phone numbers, even though Captian Paul is flying back to Cali later on today. I gave Captian Paul a kiss on the cheek and then Nate missed and kissed Patty's ear. We told Nate we might call him later on tonight to go to the Karoke bar. Then all of a sudden some other dude hops out of Nate's truck, dude was asleep for like 6 hours, he even slept through the alarm going off. He comes out and gets the keys, runs back to the truck, starts it and starts to drive off...it was hella funny!!! We say our goodbyes, Nate and Captain Paul hop in the back of the cab as their friend is driving off and we get in my car.
We just pull out and all of a sudden we see their truck pull into a hotel parking lot, ok whatever. All of a sudden then the police are behind me, I got hella scared!! Everyone else then noticed them and told me to be careful. Of course, they turn the lights on and pull me over. Two fine ass cops, asked me to put my cigar out and to step out of my vehicle, seriously, hella fuckable. I put out the cigar and step out of my vehicle, then he asked me to step to the back of the vehicle. Next, they asked me to go get my license and registration. I hand one of the sexy ass cops my shit and they look at it, then they shine the light in my face and asked me where we were coming from and I told him the strip club, they asked me if i had anything to drink, and I told them I had two drinks a the club. (Patty called the force of truth.) They then give me my first ever sobriety test. They ask me to stand with my feet together,with my hands at my sides and follow their pen with my eyes, without moving my head. After that for a couple mintues they told me that I looked like I was below the legal limit and they told me to watch my swerving, I kinda laughed and told them I wouldnt light my cigar up again and they told me to have a good rest of my night.
I get back in the car and I said, "on my god In need to change my panties, I thought I was going to go to fuckin jail., I just passed my first sobriety test." Then they start to laugh and Anjani informed me that she had told people in the past, "if I ever get arrested, it's gonna be with Kim." Her dream almost came fuckin true!! It made me laugh, then we were joking about the sexy ass cops, and what would have happened if I would have asked the cops if they wanted me to bend over and spead em. So it became this big as joke. For real though, my legs were shiverin, I really thought I was toast.
Patty then gets on the phone and calls Captain Paul to see if they pulled into the motel parking lot becase they saw the cops. Come to find she couldnt understand a word that he was saying. So we get to my turn and then all of a sudden their truck was right next to my car and I'm like, "what the hell, are they following us?" Come to find they were not, so we headed home as normal. We got home like 20 minutes ago and Captain Paul calls Patty back to make sure that we made it home safely, and he kept screamin, "keep the party goin." It was a perfect ending to an eventful night full of firsts."
(ME NOW):
That night I also got smashed for the first time in my life... it's interesting to know that I am a happy touchy drunk. It is also interesting to know that i never plan to get that way in public... bad form.
THE THIRD NIGHT-
After such an eventful night we decided to be a little more low key. So after a nice 3pm breakfast we went to the movies to see Juno. Good movie. I recommend it. I like the alternative to abortion presented, and the characters were very lovable.
THE FOURTH NIGHT-
We all wanted to go to a karaoke bar to finish our nightlife tour of Arizona. We headed to a sports bar and sung our hearts out. It was fun... not the most aesthetically pleasing experience but dude we rocked the mic!
THE FINAL DAY-
So the girls felt we couldn't leave Arizona without riding some horses. We arrived at the ranch and made our appointment to ride. The horses were big and smelly. We went on an hour ride, during which the horses caused Kimmy to break out in hives around her eye... great, five minutes down 55 minutes to go.
I must ask, have you ever seen a horse take a crap? Lets hope you never do, being in the back of a single file line of horses pushing green crud out of their asses is not the greatest experience in life.
Anyway, we headed to the airport and said our goodbyes. Apparently the bay area was having the storm of the century which didn't bode well for our flight. But we finally got home after hours of waiting and delayed baggage claim.
It was a great trip, I'm sad to go... but I guess I'll just have to go back to work and finish out ma schoolin'.
Take care everyone.
THE FIRST NIGHT-
New Years eve, we went to a club. It was ok, I've never been much of a club guy but whateves, I rang in the new year with my good friends.
THE SECOND DAY/NIGHT-
This was the biggest day of the trip we spent the daylight hours playing "Jaws: Unleashed" which is such an underrated game.
And the night was so big I can't even describe it... So I'll let Kimmy's blog do it for me.
Kimmy:
i almost got cuffed
Current mood: blessed
Category: Parties and Nightlife
"So tonight Anjani, Tauri, Patty and I decicded to spend the night at Casio Arizona. It was Tauri's first time, he won $23 off a $.02 cent machine, we were so proud of him. I won $10 on a $.05 cent machine. Patty lost money, so did Anjani until we were about to cash out our tickets and she saw that the machine right next to it was on some kinda bonus screen, and no one was there....we looked around. She was supposed to choose between Obi Wan Kanobe or Darth Vader, she chose the Jedi and won $5.00, the force was stong with this one.
So after that we decided we to hit up a strip club, we get there and there is a 2 drink minimun and we were like fuck that we're not drinking. So we head over to one closer to my house,the cover was only $5.00 and there was only a one drink minimum. Patty and I go over to the bar, we were about to buy 4 Irish Car Bombs and some dude comes over and introduces himself as Nate the Marine man. He asked what we were drinking and he said he had never had one before so he offers to buy Patty's and my drinks. We kinda smile and say we have two more friends over at the table, Nate said its cool, bring em over. Anjani and Tauri come over and all five of us take the Irish Car Bombs, all of our firsts (with the exception of Patty.) After our drinks we offer Nate a lap dance, because we felt bad (from a stripper, not from us.) He came over to our table and offered us all tequila shots. All of a sudden his friend who at that time we knew as Captain. Then all 6 of us slam down the Tequila shots. All of us then get up and start dancing because there were no dancers on the stage. Nate couldn't keep his hands off Anjani, he was on her brown on wild rice, it was hella funny. Then he was teaching us all how to "Lean Like a Chollo." A boucner came over and told us that we we're not supposed to dance because we were taking money away form the nonexistant strippers, at that time.We all sit down and are choppin it up with Captian, then here comes Nate again with another round of drinks. We again slam some shots. Captain and I were talking and then he looked at me and smiled and called me beautiful, I kinda smiled and said that I already knew that, he laughed and said he liked my snoody attitude. Captain gave us all hella dolla bills to give to the stripper, Tauri even put one in his mouth so the stripper could take it with hers, it was fucken HOT. Our seats were melting!!! The Captain then bought Tauri his first ever lap dancer....and a strange man paid for it!! So then Captain disappears and a bouncer comes over to tell us that he is waiting for the 4 of us outside.
The four of us walk outside and Captian is by this truck with the alarm goin off. Nate runs over and shuts it off and we all kind giggled. Captain and Nate then come over to my car and tried to convince the 4 of us to go back to his place, supposodly around the corner. We said no and that we had an early morning because we are headed for the Grand Canyon tomorrow...NOT! Finally after we kept resisting they stopped asking. Captian then said his name was Paul, he then became Captian Paul. Then Nate admited that he was not in the Marines at all and is in fact also from California. (He has arrythmia and flat feet.) We all laugh and we get their phone numbers, even though Captian Paul is flying back to Cali later on today. I gave Captian Paul a kiss on the cheek and then Nate missed and kissed Patty's ear. We told Nate we might call him later on tonight to go to the Karoke bar. Then all of a sudden some other dude hops out of Nate's truck, dude was asleep for like 6 hours, he even slept through the alarm going off. He comes out and gets the keys, runs back to the truck, starts it and starts to drive off...it was hella funny!!! We say our goodbyes, Nate and Captain Paul hop in the back of the cab as their friend is driving off and we get in my car.
We just pull out and all of a sudden we see their truck pull into a hotel parking lot, ok whatever. All of a sudden then the police are behind me, I got hella scared!! Everyone else then noticed them and told me to be careful. Of course, they turn the lights on and pull me over. Two fine ass cops, asked me to put my cigar out and to step out of my vehicle, seriously, hella fuckable. I put out the cigar and step out of my vehicle, then he asked me to step to the back of the vehicle. Next, they asked me to go get my license and registration. I hand one of the sexy ass cops my shit and they look at it, then they shine the light in my face and asked me where we were coming from and I told him the strip club, they asked me if i had anything to drink, and I told them I had two drinks a the club. (Patty called the force of truth.) They then give me my first ever sobriety test. They ask me to stand with my feet together,with my hands at my sides and follow their pen with my eyes, without moving my head. After that for a couple mintues they told me that I looked like I was below the legal limit and they told me to watch my swerving, I kinda laughed and told them I wouldnt light my cigar up again and they told me to have a good rest of my night.
I get back in the car and I said, "on my god In need to change my panties, I thought I was going to go to fuckin jail., I just passed my first sobriety test." Then they start to laugh and Anjani informed me that she had told people in the past, "if I ever get arrested, it's gonna be with Kim." Her dream almost came fuckin true!! It made me laugh, then we were joking about the sexy ass cops, and what would have happened if I would have asked the cops if they wanted me to bend over and spead em. So it became this big as joke. For real though, my legs were shiverin, I really thought I was toast.
Patty then gets on the phone and calls Captain Paul to see if they pulled into the motel parking lot becase they saw the cops. Come to find she couldnt understand a word that he was saying. So we get to my turn and then all of a sudden their truck was right next to my car and I'm like, "what the hell, are they following us?" Come to find they were not, so we headed home as normal. We got home like 20 minutes ago and Captain Paul calls Patty back to make sure that we made it home safely, and he kept screamin, "keep the party goin." It was a perfect ending to an eventful night full of firsts."
(ME NOW):
That night I also got smashed for the first time in my life... it's interesting to know that I am a happy touchy drunk. It is also interesting to know that i never plan to get that way in public... bad form.
THE THIRD NIGHT-
After such an eventful night we decided to be a little more low key. So after a nice 3pm breakfast we went to the movies to see Juno. Good movie. I recommend it. I like the alternative to abortion presented, and the characters were very lovable.
THE FOURTH NIGHT-
We all wanted to go to a karaoke bar to finish our nightlife tour of Arizona. We headed to a sports bar and sung our hearts out. It was fun... not the most aesthetically pleasing experience but dude we rocked the mic!
THE FINAL DAY-
So the girls felt we couldn't leave Arizona without riding some horses. We arrived at the ranch and made our appointment to ride. The horses were big and smelly. We went on an hour ride, during which the horses caused Kimmy to break out in hives around her eye... great, five minutes down 55 minutes to go.
I must ask, have you ever seen a horse take a crap? Lets hope you never do, being in the back of a single file line of horses pushing green crud out of their asses is not the greatest experience in life.
Anyway, we headed to the airport and said our goodbyes. Apparently the bay area was having the storm of the century which didn't bode well for our flight. But we finally got home after hours of waiting and delayed baggage claim.
It was a great trip, I'm sad to go... but I guess I'll just have to go back to work and finish out ma schoolin'.
Take care everyone.