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I've been on hiatus... I think that's how you spell it, so I'll share the highlights of my glamorous job.
Here's a rant from my face book:
So I was tra-la-la-ing it up to the 13th floor to see how everything was going and I get off the elevator to see a giant penis... I mean GIANT!! Taller than me, and better yet it is made out of my decorations, the ones I spent hours on.
So I'm trying to figure out if I should be mad that my decorations were defiled or if I should just applaud the fact that someone is so obsessed with penis that they would build a shrine to it using a boat as the shaft and port holes as the balls, complete with the white part of a boarder to serve as ejaculate... WHO DOES THAT?!! Like, what kind of world must you have come from to be in the mind frame to where you see a paper boat and port holes and think "that would make a great penis, oh and for more effect let's at some boarder to Jizz it up a bit."
I'm all for self expression but people need to make penises on their own time with their own shit.
Here is a conversation that was on AIM and the person got my alternate SN from Facebook and got a big surprize:
(Jiratu X86 is me... Tauri J)
patelllll (9:17:34 PM): hey
(Auto Response from Jiratu X86 (9:17:34 PM): more games, I will not succum to the feet!! )
Jiratu X86 (9:29:18 PM): hey
patelllll (9:29:38 PM): hey
patelllll (9:29:41 PM): my name is chris
patelllll (9:29:46 PM): was wondering if you wanted to be eatin out tonight?
Jiratu X86 (9:30:26 PM): your name sounds familiar
Jiratu X86 (9:30:32 PM): and no, I'm good
patelllll (9:30:38 PM): are you sure?
patelllll (9:30:43 PM): i am pretty good
patelllll (9:30:48 PM): wanna try it out atleast before u say no
Jiratu X86 (9:31:44 PM): you're funny, how was your day?
patelllll (9:31:57 PM): good
patelllll (9:31:57 PM): urs
Jiratu X86 (9:32:35 PM): it was ok, you know same old, my classes are boring. How are you enjoying class?
patelllll (9:33:30 PM): prety well.. and ou
patelllll (9:33:31 PM): you
patelllll (9:33:38 PM): u live in the villas right?
Jiratu X86 (9:33:54 PM): I did at one point, how do I know you?
patelllll (9:34:05 PM): it says in ur faceboook
Jiratu X86 (9:34:44 PM): I know you know me from facebook but what is your full name?
patelllll (9:35:00 PM): chris patters
patelllll (9:35:10 PM): i dont have facebook i just use my friends
patelllll (9:35:24 PM): so have you ever been eatin out?
Jiratu X86 (9:35:39 PM): Who's?
Jiratu X86 (9:35:45 PM): whose*
patelllll (9:35:57 PM): mike
patelllll (9:36:03 PM): he didnt really want me giiving the full name
Jiratu X86 (9:36:42 PM): right, well either way, I have eaten out, But I try not to since fast food is so expensive
Jiratu X86 (9:36:56 PM): I like home cookin'
patelllll (9:36:57 PM): i see thats true
patelllll (9:37:16 PM): have you ever got your vagina licked? is what kinda eatin out i am talking about
Jiratu X86 (9:37:32 PM): you don't know I'm a guy do you?
patelllll (9:37:47 PM): oh that sucks
patelllll (9:37:57 PM): oh welll
Jiratu X86 (9:38:25 PM): well I am, sorry, I have an ass hole, but I like my salad untossed, you know, plain
patelllll (9:38:38 PM): true that
patelllll signed off at 9:38:43 PM
I love people, they are fun... like bleeding from the anus.
Later guys
Here's a rant from my face book:
So I was tra-la-la-ing it up to the 13th floor to see how everything was going and I get off the elevator to see a giant penis... I mean GIANT!! Taller than me, and better yet it is made out of my decorations, the ones I spent hours on.
So I'm trying to figure out if I should be mad that my decorations were defiled or if I should just applaud the fact that someone is so obsessed with penis that they would build a shrine to it using a boat as the shaft and port holes as the balls, complete with the white part of a boarder to serve as ejaculate... WHO DOES THAT?!! Like, what kind of world must you have come from to be in the mind frame to where you see a paper boat and port holes and think "that would make a great penis, oh and for more effect let's at some boarder to Jizz it up a bit."
I'm all for self expression but people need to make penises on their own time with their own shit.
Here is a conversation that was on AIM and the person got my alternate SN from Facebook and got a big surprize:
(Jiratu X86 is me... Tauri J)
patelllll (9:17:34 PM): hey
(Auto Response from Jiratu X86 (9:17:34 PM): more games, I will not succum to the feet!! )
Jiratu X86 (9:29:18 PM): hey
patelllll (9:29:38 PM): hey
patelllll (9:29:41 PM): my name is chris
patelllll (9:29:46 PM): was wondering if you wanted to be eatin out tonight?
Jiratu X86 (9:30:26 PM): your name sounds familiar
Jiratu X86 (9:30:32 PM): and no, I'm good
patelllll (9:30:38 PM): are you sure?
patelllll (9:30:43 PM): i am pretty good
patelllll (9:30:48 PM): wanna try it out atleast before u say no
Jiratu X86 (9:31:44 PM): you're funny, how was your day?
patelllll (9:31:57 PM): good
patelllll (9:31:57 PM): urs
Jiratu X86 (9:32:35 PM): it was ok, you know same old, my classes are boring. How are you enjoying class?
patelllll (9:33:30 PM): prety well.. and ou
patelllll (9:33:31 PM): you
patelllll (9:33:38 PM): u live in the villas right?
Jiratu X86 (9:33:54 PM): I did at one point, how do I know you?
patelllll (9:34:05 PM): it says in ur faceboook
Jiratu X86 (9:34:44 PM): I know you know me from facebook but what is your full name?
patelllll (9:35:00 PM): chris patters
patelllll (9:35:10 PM): i dont have facebook i just use my friends
patelllll (9:35:24 PM): so have you ever been eatin out?
Jiratu X86 (9:35:39 PM): Who's?
Jiratu X86 (9:35:45 PM): whose*
patelllll (9:35:57 PM): mike
patelllll (9:36:03 PM): he didnt really want me giiving the full name
Jiratu X86 (9:36:42 PM): right, well either way, I have eaten out, But I try not to since fast food is so expensive
Jiratu X86 (9:36:56 PM): I like home cookin'
patelllll (9:36:57 PM): i see thats true
patelllll (9:37:16 PM): have you ever got your vagina licked? is what kinda eatin out i am talking about
Jiratu X86 (9:37:32 PM): you don't know I'm a guy do you?
patelllll (9:37:47 PM): oh that sucks
patelllll (9:37:57 PM): oh welll
Jiratu X86 (9:38:25 PM): well I am, sorry, I have an ass hole, but I like my salad untossed, you know, plain
patelllll (9:38:38 PM): true that
patelllll signed off at 9:38:43 PM
I love people, they are fun... like bleeding from the anus.
Later guys