Fanfic: Lost at Sea Part 5/?
Fanfic: Lost at Sea
Pairing: The amazing and beautiful Pepa and Silvia
Part: 5/ ?
Rating: R (just to be safe)
A/N: Heyyyy homiess. I am back!! I am soooo sorry for updating after a month. So before you all jump out of your seats to group tackle me, I just wanna say there was a good reason behind my absence. I was in Turkey vacationing with the familia. I really thought I would be able to update there but as soon as that plane landed, I did not get a moment to sit down and write. Also, I am a slow writer so it takes me longer than you wonderful writers to write even a small piece. I swear I didn’t get any time at all because I went after 8 years and there were so many places to go and so many family and friends whom I promised to meet. However, I still tried my best to catch little breaks and sneak on my cousin’s computer to read all the amazing fanfics you lovelies wrote. Again, I deeply apologize for being late. However, I welcome all the anger and the insults and the dead cats. Ok I was joking about the cats. I am actually scared of them. Anyways, this part succcksss a**. It’s not too long either. I just wanted to write something as soon as possible. ENJOY! (or atleast please try to.)
New readers are welcomed with open arms. Please read parts 1-4 on my journal.
What was IT that struck Pepa and Silvia from the above? Well, IT was a coconut. Two coconuts. Pepa and Silvia had both been smacked with coconuts on their heads. It seems even mother nature gave up on the never-ending argument between these two hard-headed women and rewarded them magically with coconuts for the price of shutting their mouths. The coconuts hit them so hard that they opened on contact and made Pepa and Silvia lose their balance. They were on the ground with their hands on their heads and sticky coconut juice dripping from their hair and faces.
“Owwwwww!” Silvia exclaimed in pain.
“Holy Mother of &@$^@$ *(^@$@#!!” Pepa screamed. When she finally got a grip of herself, Pepa stood up slowly while giving Silvia a hand.
“Silvia, Are you...?” Pepa couldn’t even finish the line when Silvia slapped her hand away and gave her a death glare.
“Oww...This is all you fault Pepa! Why couldn’t you just listen to me and climb up the tree? Why do you have to be so stubborn?” She screamed. Pepa was just surprised at how easily Silvia blamed her. She opened her mouth to speak, sighed, and then closed it.
“Well Red, since you blame me for the coconuts falling on our heads, it means I got us the food. Sooo YOU ARE WELCOME!” She replied with an angry face. Silvia just stared at her realizing how all the credit was just given to Pepa. She sighed.
“Fine. Can we just forget about it now. Can we please eat now? If this pain in my head won’t kill me, then the hunger will” She asked while changing the subject.
“YES! Thank You!” Pepa replied. She grabbed the coconuts which were now open and scattered into four pieces. They didn’t even realize that their heads and faces were a sticky mess.
“Umm...Pepa, How are we going to get the skin off? It can’t be done by hand. It’s too hard” Silvia questioned. Pepa stared at her and then smiled.
“Well Princesa you’re forgetting who you are with. I always have a plan.” A wide grin was across Pepa’s face as she took out a Swiss Army Knife from her pocket.
“I told you I was in the girls scout. That should have ended your worries right there.” She talked as she began peeling off the hard skin with force and a fierce look across her face.
“I mean as long as you are with me, you will have no problem surviving here.” She continued to brag while peeling.
“I am ALWAYS prepared for disaster.” She wouldn’t stop talking. Silvia simply stared at her with droopy eyes and shoulders.
“My skills are sooo amazing that......Ahhhhhh! Mother Fuckerr!” Pepa was so busy showing off that she accidently cut her finger. The knife and coconut dropped from her hand at lightning speed and she was holding on to her bloody finger while making Ssss...Ahh... Ssss...Ahh.. Ssss sounds. Instinctively, Silvia ran to Pepa’s aid and took the bloody finger into her mouth. She applied pressure to the wound with her teeth in order to stop the bleeding.
“Hold on tightly for a second.” Silvia instructed Pepa as her medical personality kicked in. Pepa held on to the wound tightly with her right thumb and index finger. Meanwhile, Silvia took the knife and cut a small piece of cloth from the sleeve of her shirt. She then folded the cloth into a horizontal shaped band like a Band-Aid.
“All right, now slowly let go while I start to put the cloth over it.” She told Pepa with a focused face. Pepa nodded and slowly moved her hand as Silvia wrapped the cloth over the wound while adding pressure and tied the ends tightly. Pepa was relieved. Silvia picked up the knife and coconut, stared at them, and then at Pepa.
“Mhmm...Some skills you got there Tarzan.” She mocked Pepa with a wide grin on her face. This is did not make Pepa very happy. She stared at Silvia with one eyebrow arched up.
A/N: I’ll end it here for now guys. It’s been a month since I last wrote so I am currently lacking a creative state of mind. Just wanted to write something. Hopefully, for the next chapter I will think of some PepSilicious fun scenes. (No, I do not mean smut you horndogs!) Let me know what you thought of this.