Jan 21, 2005 17:41
so i was sitting there today shining my boots
thinking about how it would not be that bad to
be a shoe shiner at the airport.
i proceeded to squirt too much shoe polish out covering the boot
and whatever sat below.
my eyes squinted
in despair for i didn't know what item i may have
ruined with the wonderous KIWI liquid polish
only to find george w. bush and his
plastic wife on the detroit news dressed in black.
black shoe polish that is.
that made me happy.