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-looks around the parking lot in his suit and dabs at his puffy eyes with a hanky-
;~~~~;
-nods at the tables with all the casseroles Nino made and the chairs set up for the ceremony-
It's finally starting...
-clears his throat and stands at the podium, glancing over at Nino and Jun who are sitting at the side-
...
On behalf of Arashi and the late Aiba Masaki, I want to thank everyone for coming to the funeral service. ;O;
A few days ago, Kazu-chan discovered Aiba's body... or what was left of it in his room. It was not a natural death. Someone, here in the villa, killed him and we are determined to bring the killer fucker to justice.
-pauses as his voice cracks and blows his nose into the hanky-
But that's not why we're here. We're all here to remember him and to celebrate his life. Aiba was a tall, gangly, cheerful guy. He was kind of loose and if he found you attractive he'd let you bang him, which pissed me off many, many times. Anyways... Aiba liked weird experiments, Fucker, Nutty bars and S&M. He always had crazy things happening to him like getting banned from Wal-Mart or turning Akanishi-SEXUAL PREDATOR-Jin into a dildo. Sure, Aiba was kind of stupid at times. But he was my friend even if he betrayed my trust over and over and over. I remember he helped to stake out my golf cart when Takki-kun was sleep-remodeling it. Aiba even gave me that golf cart with Sho-kun on my birthday.
-stops again, taking a few deep breaths-
He was the first to come and welcome me when I moved to Shaky Needles. He even broke the doorknob to my bathroom when he came over. Aiba was a good person, a little--no, a lot misguided, but a good person. He was a member of Arashi and even if he was our source of entertainment, we cared about him.
Aiba Masaki will be missed dearly by everyone and his death is a loss for us all.
-gestures to a table in front of the podium and the little container-
In that little pot are the his remains that we will bury today.
;~~~~;
-nods at the tables with all the casseroles Nino made and the chairs set up for the ceremony-
It's finally starting...
-clears his throat and stands at the podium, glancing over at Nino and Jun who are sitting at the side-
...
On behalf of Arashi and the late Aiba Masaki, I want to thank everyone for coming to the funeral service. ;O;
A few days ago, Kazu-chan discovered Aiba's body... or what was left of it in his room. It was not a natural death. Someone, here in the villa, killed him and we are determined to bring the killer fucker to justice.
-pauses as his voice cracks and blows his nose into the hanky-
But that's not why we're here. We're all here to remember him and to celebrate his life. Aiba was a tall, gangly, cheerful guy. He was kind of loose and if he found you attractive he'd let you bang him, which pissed me off many, many times. Anyways... Aiba liked weird experiments, Fucker, Nutty bars and S&M. He always had crazy things happening to him like getting banned from Wal-Mart or turning Akanishi-SEXUAL PREDATOR-Jin into a dildo. Sure, Aiba was kind of stupid at times. But he was my friend even if he betrayed my trust over and over and over. I remember he helped to stake out my golf cart when Takki-kun was sleep-remodeling it. Aiba even gave me that golf cart with Sho-kun on my birthday.
-stops again, taking a few deep breaths-
He was the first to come and welcome me when I moved to Shaky Needles. He even broke the doorknob to my bathroom when he came over. Aiba was a good person, a little--no, a lot misguided, but a good person. He was a member of Arashi and even if he was our source of entertainment, we cared about him.
Aiba Masaki will be missed dearly by everyone and his death is a loss for us all.
-gestures to a table in front of the podium and the little container-
In that little pot are the his remains that we will bury today.