Because I reread
karabair's Hamlet/Cordelia crackfic the other day and that reminded me of one of my favorite Shakespearean crackfic concepts. Since I doubt I have the time, imagination, or sheer deviousness to write the thing, I made a poll instead. ;)
If you want to write it, I will love you forever.
Poll Shakespearean Crossover Deathmatch!