MAHAYAGHAAHA
I made this sound today when I found out the lovely news.
So the Mahaya is returning to me on Tuesday of next week. And the world will be a beautiful place filled with butterfly hubcaps and candy cane kisses! Granted, she's only staying a week give or take, but she will have to deal with me being glued to her ass (most likely by the back to make it as awkward as possible)and I will refuse to let her go to the bathroom alone out of fear that she will escape through the pipes. I will then break her ankles and lock her up...well...I'll lock her up somewhere, you can bet your stupid face on that .
For the next 2 weeks, I have no enemies and no dislike for anyone. If you want to make ballon doggies with me, just call! If you want to have random sexual acts performed on someone who you forget to get a birthday present for, send me a letter! HUGS AND SMILES. This is for everyone with eyebrows and even Whoopie Goldberg gets a free pass.
I stopped making sense and that's okay.
I'm more excited than an ugly girl at an Atreyu show. Whatever that means.
I am just rambling. Who wants the first blowjob?!
So the Mahaya is returning to me on Tuesday of next week. And the world will be a beautiful place filled with butterfly hubcaps and candy cane kisses! Granted, she's only staying a week give or take, but she will have to deal with me being glued to her ass (most likely by the back to make it as awkward as possible)and I will refuse to let her go to the bathroom alone out of fear that she will escape through the pipes. I will then break her ankles and lock her up...well...I'll lock her up somewhere, you can bet your stupid face on that .
For the next 2 weeks, I have no enemies and no dislike for anyone. If you want to make ballon doggies with me, just call! If you want to have random sexual acts performed on someone who you forget to get a birthday present for, send me a letter! HUGS AND SMILES. This is for everyone with eyebrows and even Whoopie Goldberg gets a free pass.
I stopped making sense and that's okay.
I'm more excited than an ugly girl at an Atreyu show. Whatever that means.
I am just rambling. Who wants the first blowjob?!