Jan 09, 2005 00:52
Oh mah gaw, ghosts is gone get meee arghh.
Sorry, still outraged that Michael Keaton got my money for such an effortless film. Bah. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Bill Murray wouldn't have made that. Pfff.
Real quick! I just stepped in half of my sandwich. This is the 7th or 8th time in life I've put something of mine into food. Let's look at the list!
- Foot in peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
- Sat in pancakes
- Stepped in burrito, followed by me going "OH GOD I STEPPED IN MY BURRITO"
- Sat on chicken with ketchup
- Accidently field goal kicked Sheldon's glass of tea across the room
- Put my elbow in chilli
- Just stepped on turkey sandwich.
What an exciting life I lead!
Yes, I refuse to let the year of 2004 die! Here are my top 15 songs of said year, I plan to make a mix CD of them and I refuse to share it with anyone else, so you can just go sit in your tower and think about that.
Limit 1 song per artist and these are in order from greatest to less great. You know you care and even if you don't, a part of you desperately wants too.
1. Aubade - Kaada and Mike Patton. Just a perfect and lovely song. Horribly depressing while still amping me up like some weird thing that can become amped up by sounds.
2. Love Rhymes With Hideous Car Wreck - The Blood Brothers. Not as epic as number 1, but it makes me act like an excited Conan O' Brien and I don't know what that means, but it's pretty cool.
3. Gardenia - Dog Fashion Disco.
4. The Razor - Head Automatica
5. Setting Fire To Sleeping Giants - The Dillinger Escape Plan. I was torn between this and Sunshine The Werewolf. I will play it safe and just consider myself right without question.
6. A Day In The Life - Handsome Boy Modeling School, with help from the RZA and Mars Volta. Could pick a 5 or 6 tracks from that CD for this, but sultry funk vocals win out most of the time.
7. Naked Burn - Mastodon.
8. I'm So Excited - Le Tigre.
9. America, FUCK YEAH - Team America soundtrack.
10. Moskau - Rammstein. I demand more angry German people make dance songs with small Russian women.
11. The Rutherford Experiment - Candiria.
12. Malaguena - Salerosa Chingon.
13. Your Pearly Whites - These Arms Are Snakes. The only song where they really reach their full potential in my opinion.
14. Omerta - Lamb Of God.
15. Sound Effects and Overdramatics - The Used. The one good song among a pile of awful ones.
Movies. I saw movies too. The only ones that stuck out at me were Hero, which I loved, Kill Bill 2, which I enjoyed and Team America which ruptured my brain from laughter. I also paid to see Open Water, Van Helsing and Resident Evil 2, the latter duo being probably the worst experiences I've ever had in a theater without a man between my legs (whaa?). So yes. I...am done.