...Now suck my cock!
Team America. Oh man. Oh man.
Someone took every stupid ass vulgar line of dialogue that was ever in my head that SHOULDA been said in movies and finally used them in an actual film.
I honestly just can't stress how funny this thing is. It'll only appeal to a small crowd like myself who find horrible violence, over the top ridiculous vulgarity, the mocking of gigantic stupid action films and actors alike and small Korean men singing showtunes funny...but by God, homerun in my book.
The defining scene of the film for me: Michael Moore stumbling into Team America's headquarters with 2 hotdogs in hand and dynamite strapped to his body. Oh yeah, suicide mission. Just before he explodes, the only member of Team America present(The Charlton Heston figure who's name I can't remember at the moment) goes "Jesus...Tittyfucking....*explosion blows him into the sky* CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST.
Honestly, thats just glorious. And I may have trouble not saying "...Now suck my cock!" everytime someone gets into my car from this moment on.
And I really can't even do justice to the "dick, pussy, asshole" speech, so I won't even try.
Trey Parker has arisen from being someone I like a lot to someone I will give a small crown to celebrate his every movement as of right now.
Rock and roll ladies and gentleman. Rock n roll...FUCK YEAH.
I so want the soundtrack too. And speaking of soundtracks, Rammstein's new CD is mine and it is fabulous and tremendous and other things with "ous"
Good times!
Oh fuck it, one more quote for no reason. "I'm gonna rip off your balls and shove them up your ass! So everytime you shit...YOU SHIT ALL OVER YOUR BALLS"
Someone took every stupid ass vulgar line of dialogue that was ever in my head that SHOULDA been said in movies and finally used them in an actual film.
I honestly just can't stress how funny this thing is. It'll only appeal to a small crowd like myself who find horrible violence, over the top ridiculous vulgarity, the mocking of gigantic stupid action films and actors alike and small Korean men singing showtunes funny...but by God, homerun in my book.
The defining scene of the film for me: Michael Moore stumbling into Team America's headquarters with 2 hotdogs in hand and dynamite strapped to his body. Oh yeah, suicide mission. Just before he explodes, the only member of Team America present(The Charlton Heston figure who's name I can't remember at the moment) goes "Jesus...Tittyfucking....*explosion blows him into the sky* CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST.
Honestly, thats just glorious. And I may have trouble not saying "...Now suck my cock!" everytime someone gets into my car from this moment on.
And I really can't even do justice to the "dick, pussy, asshole" speech, so I won't even try.
Trey Parker has arisen from being someone I like a lot to someone I will give a small crown to celebrate his every movement as of right now.
Rock and roll ladies and gentleman. Rock n roll...FUCK YEAH.
I so want the soundtrack too. And speaking of soundtracks, Rammstein's new CD is mine and it is fabulous and tremendous and other things with "ous"
Good times!
Oh fuck it, one more quote for no reason. "I'm gonna rip off your balls and shove them up your ass! So everytime you shit...YOU SHIT ALL OVER YOUR BALLS"