oh man..
So at work we have this "service" elevator, right? the ones that go only 1 or 2 floors reeeeeal slow for bringing in the deliveries. So me and Frat-boy joe my co-worker are loading this bad mother up.. we don't want to make several trips so we stuff it.. Im crammed in the back with zero room to move.. and to all of our dismay.. I'm leaning against the "call-help" button.. so mid-trip we hear "helllllllo...?" and Im like "God?" and the voice replys "are you there?" ... "yes.. I am here.. in the ELEVATOR.. where are you?" ... "so you're not in trouble?" .... "huh.. unless Joe here has some different plans for me.. I think we're doing JUST FINE.." and then Joe says "dude.. you're leaning on the button" ... riiiiiight so.. cool story Nate.. later