things that piss me off ver. 3.0
1. When people rub in your face that they have someone, when you don't have anyone. It bothers me something fierce.
2. People who eat constantly and don't gain weight
3. lesbians: because no matter what, it's always about their sexuality and never about their character.
4. stupid political agenda's: the libertarian party is famous for such idiocy. I'm tired of focusing on marijuana legalization when we have troops dying.
5. Being used: I love it when people tell you they love hanging out with you. But only when they need something, like you to drive them to pick up their lesbian lover.
6. When couples make up and break up then make up: It didn't work the first, second, third or fourth times. WHY DO IT AGAIN?!
7. Rich people: Most of them don't grasp that we're all broke, trying to scrape together change for cigarettes.
8. Herion: What's the fucking point?
9. Low-Level College Classes: I hate when I'm in there and most of the people are ex-military or pregnant women. Most of them have a combined IQ of their shoe size and it's just pointless and boring. I fight to stay awake in those classes everytime.
10. Feminism: Look, who are you kidding really? The basic principle here is your independence right? Then why the fuck am I expected to open doors, pay for dinners, and oblige all your bullshit? You can't have it both ways, and don't give me this glass ceiling crap. There are more women in major positions of power than ever before, and you know what there are more job oppurtunities for women then men.
11. Republicans: Is there a point to all their money grubbing, morally ambigious behavior? Yes, I link it to latten homosexual tendencies.
12. Marijuana: There is no reason this should be illegal. It's a fucking plant for god sakes. It's not like we're making a meth lab here, why don't you focus your government earnings on something fruitful, like maybe unemployment and poverty.
13. Cute and Cuddly behavior in front of others: We know you're in love. You know we're single. Why in god's name would you make a spectical in front of us? That's like showing a starving man a 4 course meal, and making him sit and watch a couple of people eat it. You people make me violently ill.
14. Cigarettes: There are too many kinds. I just want the ones that are going to end my life faster. And stop charging me 3.89 a freaking pack, that's just wrong.
15. Inane conversation: Please talk about something relivant.
16. Skateboarding, Snowboarding, and other "xtreme sports": This whole craze should have died out in 2000. But nope, Mountain Dew got a hold of it and now everything is extreme.
17. Red Sox Baseball: Please God, if you're actually there...let us win a World Series..please please please!
18. New York Yankees: I fucking hate Pinstrips, Stienbrenner, and Jeter. I hope that Yankee Stadium burns in a blaze of glory.
19. Health Care: It should be free, in other less developed countries it is..so why not us?! GIVE ME A BREAK PEOPLE!!
20. Last but not least the thing that pisses me off the most:
Anti-Abortion Protestors: Okay, like it isn't hard enough getting a abortion, but you have to endure a bunch of raving, religiously crazed, agenda of rage morons yelling at you when you enter the clinic. "Abortion is murder" well when the fetus can beat the mother in a fist fight, and then tell us vocally it wants to live in the first 3 months of pregancy then and only then will we stop doing aboritons. It's as plan and simple as that, I'm tired of people thinking their self riteous bullshit is new and inventive. They used the same tatics along time ago..nothing changes. You outlaw Roe vs Wade and we'll riot so fiercly that Los Angeles will look like a small get together compared to the hell we'll raise.