Because being awake now doesn't behoove me
well, here is a whole bunch of- what do you call them MEmemEMes? Whatever, web quizzes.
To begin:
The art of seduction
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.
What Kind of Seducer Are You?
next
My mexican name
Your Mexican Name Is...
Don Omar
What's Your Mexican Name?
Just how capricorn am I?
You are 53% Capricorn
How Capricorn Are You?
now...Lies!
You Should Learn French
C'est super! You appreciate the finer things in life... wine, art, cheese, love affairs.
You are definitely a Parisian at heart. You just need your tongue to catch up...
What Language Should You Learn?
Oh, those wacky 20's
Your 1920's Name is:
Dee Rayburn
What's Your 1920's Name?
ooh! Movies!
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.
Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski
If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
Japanese!
Your Japanese Name Is...
Ryoichi Kaoin
What's your Japanese Name?
Am I a bad ex to have?
You Are A Friendly Ex
You and your ex are just friends - great friends really.
(At least that's what you keep telling yourself!)
While civility is a good thing, make sure you're not secretly wanting more...
What Type of Ex Are You?
I do what I like!
You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!
How Machiavellian Are You?
I love muppets!
You Are Rowlf the Dog
Mellow and serious, you enjoy time alone cultivating your talents.
You're a cool dog, and you always present a relaxed vibe.
A talented pianist, you can play almost anything - especially songs by Beethoven.
"My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both."
The Muppet Personality Test
kissy face!
You're a Playful Kisser
Kissing is a huge game for you, a way to flirt and play
You're the first one to suggest playing spin the bottle at a party
Or you'll go for the wild kiss during a game of truth or dare
And you're up for kissing any sexy stranger if the mood is right!
What Kind of Kisser Are You?
This seems a little skewed...
Your Dating Purity Score: 50%
You are an average dater.
You're experienced enough to be a great girlfriend or boyfriend...
Though you still may be figuring out exactly what you want in love!
Dating Purity Test
love life?
Your Love Life Secrets Are
Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves.
Although you may have been hurt before, you tend to bring very little scars into new relationships.
You prefer a quirky, unique person to be your lover. You're easy going about who you're with, as long as they love you back.
In fights, you are able to walk away and calm down. You are able to weather the storm.
Getting over a break-up doesn't take long. Easy come, easy go.
Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed
Sex!
You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.
How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
redneck? No.
You Are 15% Redneck
I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.
You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!
How Redneck Are You?
Yeah- that's it. I'm done. See, i always do a lot of these at once and feel dirty for the night rather than do one every once in a while.
To begin:
The art of seduction
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.
What Kind of Seducer Are You?
next
My mexican name
Your Mexican Name Is...
Don Omar
What's Your Mexican Name?
Just how capricorn am I?
You are 53% Capricorn
How Capricorn Are You?
now...Lies!
You Should Learn French
C'est super! You appreciate the finer things in life... wine, art, cheese, love affairs.
You are definitely a Parisian at heart. You just need your tongue to catch up...
What Language Should You Learn?
Oh, those wacky 20's
Your 1920's Name is:
Dee Rayburn
What's Your 1920's Name?
ooh! Movies!
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.
Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski
If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
Japanese!
Your Japanese Name Is...
Ryoichi Kaoin
What's your Japanese Name?
Am I a bad ex to have?
You Are A Friendly Ex
You and your ex are just friends - great friends really.
(At least that's what you keep telling yourself!)
While civility is a good thing, make sure you're not secretly wanting more...
What Type of Ex Are You?
I do what I like!
You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!
How Machiavellian Are You?
I love muppets!
You Are Rowlf the Dog
Mellow and serious, you enjoy time alone cultivating your talents.
You're a cool dog, and you always present a relaxed vibe.
A talented pianist, you can play almost anything - especially songs by Beethoven.
"My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both."
The Muppet Personality Test
kissy face!
You're a Playful Kisser
Kissing is a huge game for you, a way to flirt and play
You're the first one to suggest playing spin the bottle at a party
Or you'll go for the wild kiss during a game of truth or dare
And you're up for kissing any sexy stranger if the mood is right!
What Kind of Kisser Are You?
This seems a little skewed...
Your Dating Purity Score: 50%
You are an average dater.
You're experienced enough to be a great girlfriend or boyfriend...
Though you still may be figuring out exactly what you want in love!
Dating Purity Test
love life?
Your Love Life Secrets Are
Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves.
Although you may have been hurt before, you tend to bring very little scars into new relationships.
You prefer a quirky, unique person to be your lover. You're easy going about who you're with, as long as they love you back.
In fights, you are able to walk away and calm down. You are able to weather the storm.
Getting over a break-up doesn't take long. Easy come, easy go.
Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed
Sex!
You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.
How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
redneck? No.
You Are 15% Redneck
I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.
You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!
How Redneck Are You?
Yeah- that's it. I'm done. See, i always do a lot of these at once and feel dirty for the night rather than do one every once in a while.