Oct 08, 2005 17:07
Well I've become an 'exerciser' and you know what comes along with exercising? Sweat and let me tell you something, I'm convinced my sweat couls eat through a cinder block. I may be sweet but I reek when I sweat. Hmmmm I cul duse my socks to torture people Note to self: send socks to Iraq to help get info from terrorists.
Any who, I'm doing so much exercise it's not funny. I have PE for and 1hour and a half (stupid block schedule) once or twice a week depending on the week, Crew (the rowing thing) on Tuesdays, Thursdays and some Saturday mornings, and I just did an Aerobics tape. I am out of shape. It just goes to show you, you can look great but when you have to run a mile you about have your lungs explode.
Yes we had to runt he mile in PE. It was EVIL!!! Whoever concocted the idea for fitness testing should be shot, boiled, burned and fileted! Well I may have been one of the slower people (I DIDN'T COME IN LAST!) I felt as if my heart was going to explode. I hadn't run the mile since 8th grade mind you. At least I didn't die, that's all I'm going to say.
Any whow after my pathetic attempt in running I've decided to get in shape. So I did the aerobics tape. I discovered things:
1) I have really REALLY bad hand-eye-foot coordination. ( I couldn't do the hand and the legs at the same time)
2) I can't tell my left from my right half of the time
3) I want to kill the instructor in the tape for being so damn perky. She kept saying 'Good job!" while I was kicking madly going "Which one is my #@%%$#%^ left?!?!"
All in all, it mad me feel like ranting.
---> A sweaty Miss Fro that is annoyed further at her lack of grace and coordination