BIRTHDAY WISHLIST OF DEATH 2007/2008
As some of you may know, my birthday is approaching(for those who don't know, my birthday is January 1st, and it is approaching), and previous years I have posted this on my Live Journal. Even if I am out of the LJ loop, I figure it's worth posting, even if I know none of you will get me any of these things.
So, without further babble, here is "Matthew Fleming's Birthday Wishlist of Death":
1. The most important and highly unlikely gift on this list. Tickets (and a ride) to the Detroit Pistons' annual New Year's Eve game. This year it's vs. the Milwaukee Bucks, but that doesn't matter. What matters is that the person who gifts me this gift automatically becomes my favorite person ever. For dudes, second best friend status is on this one (I have a number one best friend already, he's buying me sneakers). For babes, I will marry you (or at least be your best dude). FOR SERIOUS.
2. If Puffer Red's has gift certificates, then this is a great option.
3. NEW SOCKS. Ankle length is preferred, but any will do.
4. A fresh copy of "Catcher in the Rye." Mine is lost, and it's appropriate. (I share a birthday with JD Salinger)
5. A season pass to Cedar Point. Also highly unlikely.
6. Heroes Season 1 on DVD.
7. Rasheed Wallace Pistons Jersey, Authentic or Replica.
8. Digital camera, MAC COMPATIBLE.
9. The latest DARKNESS CD.
10. A fitted Detroit Tigers "D" hat. New Era size 7 1/2.
11. Tickets to see Foo Fighters in February.
12. A nice copy of "The Divine Comedy" or "Paradise Lost."
13. Any of George Orwell's lesser novels, like Down and Out in Paris and London or Burmese Days
14. Something that moves and plays music, like the Chicken I have that "bawks" the chicken dance song and dances and such.
15. Grape flavored Big League Chew
16. ANY Philip K. Dick Novels/Collections
17. Evil Dead "The Book of the Dead" Special Edition
18. Money
19. Crossword puzzles (not the easy ones)
20. Tom Waits "Orphans," Nick Cave's Grinderman, or Every Time I Die "The Big Dirty"
21. A new (to me) guitar.
A card would be nice if you can't swing any of the above,
Thanks!
-Matt
So, without further babble, here is "Matthew Fleming's Birthday Wishlist of Death":
1. The most important and highly unlikely gift on this list. Tickets (and a ride) to the Detroit Pistons' annual New Year's Eve game. This year it's vs. the Milwaukee Bucks, but that doesn't matter. What matters is that the person who gifts me this gift automatically becomes my favorite person ever. For dudes, second best friend status is on this one (I have a number one best friend already, he's buying me sneakers). For babes, I will marry you (or at least be your best dude). FOR SERIOUS.
2. If Puffer Red's has gift certificates, then this is a great option.
3. NEW SOCKS. Ankle length is preferred, but any will do.
4. A fresh copy of "Catcher in the Rye." Mine is lost, and it's appropriate. (I share a birthday with JD Salinger)
5. A season pass to Cedar Point. Also highly unlikely.
6. Heroes Season 1 on DVD.
7. Rasheed Wallace Pistons Jersey, Authentic or Replica.
8. Digital camera, MAC COMPATIBLE.
9. The latest DARKNESS CD.
10. A fitted Detroit Tigers "D" hat. New Era size 7 1/2.
11. Tickets to see Foo Fighters in February.
12. A nice copy of "The Divine Comedy" or "Paradise Lost."
13. Any of George Orwell's lesser novels, like Down and Out in Paris and London or Burmese Days
14. Something that moves and plays music, like the Chicken I have that "bawks" the chicken dance song and dances and such.
15. Grape flavored Big League Chew
16. ANY Philip K. Dick Novels/Collections
17. Evil Dead "The Book of the Dead" Special Edition
18. Money
19. Crossword puzzles (not the easy ones)
20. Tom Waits "Orphans," Nick Cave's Grinderman, or Every Time I Die "The Big Dirty"
21. A new (to me) guitar.
A card would be nice if you can't swing any of the above,
Thanks!
-Matt