Urban Dictionary Meme
Rules: Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box and then write the FIRST definition it gives you!
1.What is your name? Jessica
a wonderfull name that means "gracious gift from God"
dude that girl jessica totally move me.
2. Your age? 29
The age at which most women stop aging (or so they say!).
When I turn 29, I'll be the age I'm going to be for the rest of my life.
A child asks his grandma, "How old are you?"
Her reply, "29."
3. One of your friends? Tiffany
"Tifinie" is used in Old French to mean "Epiphany." Tiffany is a name given to mostly American girls, it became popular during the early 1980s. The stereotype that comes with the name is a sexy cheerleader type, or sexy girl.
The name Tiffany was made famous in popular culture first by Charles Lewis Tiffany, the jeweler who would found the famous Tiffany & Co. in New York City.
There's a movie called "Breakfast At Tiffany's" and a song.
During the 1980s there was a teen pop star named Tiffany.
Nicknames and other spellings of Tiffany; Tiff, Tiffy, Tiffie, Tiffani and Tiphanie
The Eagles' hit "Hotel California" includes the lyric, "Her mind is Tiffany-twisted...", which means she wants riches, named after Tiffany and Company Jewelry.
4. What should you be doing? Laundry (seems like a lot of people are avoiding this today)
Laundry can and is often used as a code name for sex, for discussion around people in public, or for people who are uncomfortable with the term "having sex" or "intercourse."
A woman says to her husband "Can we do the laundry?" The man says to his wife, "I already did the laundry, it was a small load, so I did it by hand."
oh my...
5. Favorite color? Turquoise
Anal intercourse. A corruption of the French idiom, à la turc, meaning, in the Turkish manner, meaning anal intercourse.
Do you like it turquoise?
LOL!
6. Hometown? Troy
also known as "God"
Troy: the ancient greek god of erotica
Troy gave me a good time last night
I wanted to put this one in too:
Hometown? Buffalo
A drinking city with a football problem. Buffalo is known for the overwhelming number of bars per square mile, the ever changing weather conditions, and it's diehard football and hockey fans who always believe that "this season this will be the season we go all the way"! It might have it's political havoc, an incredibly high crime rate, and a failing economy, but Buffalonians have an unexplainable bond to each other and the city. Buffalo is also widely recognized for being the biggest small town in America. Everyone knows everyone who knows everyone. This city may have it's faults but it is a great place to be during any holiday(s).
Drunk driving is a sport in Buffalo.
No matter where they travel in the world, a Buffalonian will run into other Buffalonians.
7. Month of your birthday? August
The eigth month of the year characterized by cookouts and swimming!
I love August, it has to be the best moth of the year!
8. Last person you talked to? Gemma
practically perfect in everyway + has a handbag like Mary Poppins, funny, caring and everyones friend.
Often shortened to gem not to be confused with emma, which is a differnet kettle of fish
Your(sic) a gemma/gem of a girl
9. What did you eat last? Indian Food
When you tuck your erect penis between your legs and make it poke out just below your b-hole, the girl (or guy) sucks your dick while the partner's nose is suffocated in your b-hole. This way, she's tasting something good but smells like shit. Wa-la. Indian food.
Don't let the smell of Indian food fool you. It's filling.
Oh my!
10. Your nickname? Sica
A derogatory word used to describe Asians who cannot speak English properly. Originated in Las Vegas, NV when all the slanted eyed bastards in the sportsbooks could not pronounce the number 6, instead calling it "sic"
Look at all those sicas taking pictures and eating eggrolls!!
1.What is your name? Jessica
a wonderfull name that means "gracious gift from God"
dude that girl jessica totally move me.
2. Your age? 29
The age at which most women stop aging (or so they say!).
When I turn 29, I'll be the age I'm going to be for the rest of my life.
A child asks his grandma, "How old are you?"
Her reply, "29."
3. One of your friends? Tiffany
"Tifinie" is used in Old French to mean "Epiphany." Tiffany is a name given to mostly American girls, it became popular during the early 1980s. The stereotype that comes with the name is a sexy cheerleader type, or sexy girl.
The name Tiffany was made famous in popular culture first by Charles Lewis Tiffany, the jeweler who would found the famous Tiffany & Co. in New York City.
There's a movie called "Breakfast At Tiffany's" and a song.
During the 1980s there was a teen pop star named Tiffany.
Nicknames and other spellings of Tiffany; Tiff, Tiffy, Tiffie, Tiffani and Tiphanie
The Eagles' hit "Hotel California" includes the lyric, "Her mind is Tiffany-twisted...", which means she wants riches, named after Tiffany and Company Jewelry.
4. What should you be doing? Laundry (seems like a lot of people are avoiding this today)
Laundry can and is often used as a code name for sex, for discussion around people in public, or for people who are uncomfortable with the term "having sex" or "intercourse."
A woman says to her husband "Can we do the laundry?" The man says to his wife, "I already did the laundry, it was a small load, so I did it by hand."
oh my...
5. Favorite color? Turquoise
Anal intercourse. A corruption of the French idiom, à la turc, meaning, in the Turkish manner, meaning anal intercourse.
Do you like it turquoise?
LOL!
6. Hometown? Troy
also known as "God"
Troy: the ancient greek god of erotica
Troy gave me a good time last night
I wanted to put this one in too:
Hometown? Buffalo
A drinking city with a football problem. Buffalo is known for the overwhelming number of bars per square mile, the ever changing weather conditions, and it's diehard football and hockey fans who always believe that "this season this will be the season we go all the way"! It might have it's political havoc, an incredibly high crime rate, and a failing economy, but Buffalonians have an unexplainable bond to each other and the city. Buffalo is also widely recognized for being the biggest small town in America. Everyone knows everyone who knows everyone. This city may have it's faults but it is a great place to be during any holiday(s).
Drunk driving is a sport in Buffalo.
No matter where they travel in the world, a Buffalonian will run into other Buffalonians.
7. Month of your birthday? August
The eigth month of the year characterized by cookouts and swimming!
I love August, it has to be the best moth of the year!
8. Last person you talked to? Gemma
practically perfect in everyway + has a handbag like Mary Poppins, funny, caring and everyones friend.
Often shortened to gem not to be confused with emma, which is a differnet kettle of fish
Your(sic) a gemma/gem of a girl
9. What did you eat last? Indian Food
When you tuck your erect penis between your legs and make it poke out just below your b-hole, the girl (or guy) sucks your dick while the partner's nose is suffocated in your b-hole. This way, she's tasting something good but smells like shit. Wa-la. Indian food.
Don't let the smell of Indian food fool you. It's filling.
Oh my!
10. Your nickname? Sica
A derogatory word used to describe Asians who cannot speak English properly. Originated in Las Vegas, NV when all the slanted eyed bastards in the sportsbooks could not pronounce the number 6, instead calling it "sic"
Look at all those sicas taking pictures and eating eggrolls!!