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Vivek (in bio talking about estrogen): Can you make a plant...Hot?
so we talk for a while
Nellins: ok lets move on now that we've explored plant sexuality
V: we havent explored it we've only taken a look at it
later in bio v stands up
V: if i was drunk everything would be ok *walks to back of classroom*
so jay&ed go to this gas station looking for an energy drink and the clerk goes
Clerk: Yo cranked will keep you up all night. it doesnt taste so good but it gets the job done.
so they buy one. and it tastes like orange juice with crushed up caffine pills. but the lable is awesome
In big bold letters is says:
CRANK'D
because loosing sucks
It's Leagle!
how's that for advertising.
this is from kristen's profile:
It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.