Weekly Friends Power Rankings
Now my friends it is time for the weekly power ranking of all of my friends. This way you can all find out where you stand.
11. Julia- Dropping pretty steadily, her not calling me back when I was in Athens took away what could have been a 9th or maybe 8th place showing.
10. McClain- Maybe if he would would get off his ass and practice rather than sitting around in his own fat and filth he could get a win every once in a while. But, as it stands. I am still the golden tee champion of our friendship.
9. Tracy- Her total bitchery when I called her this morning dropped her a few spots in this weeks power rankings. A good performance when I come see her show could keep her playoff hopes alive, but we just can't be too sure.
8. Becca- I have only talked to her like twice in the last month or so, but it looks like she is getting traded back to Atlanta meaning everyone in the top 6 needs to look out. A return to the winning team could shoot her up to the top. Watch out for this one folks, she is a firecracker.
7. The Magnetic Fields- The way they have been playing lately, I could get rid of all of you and make Stephin Merritt my only friend
6. Michael McCracken- OK pool player, but he stands strong. If he can get a little more control and get his wind sprint times down he could be an all star
5. Kyle- Solid playing and good rebounding. A young one, I can see him doing a lot of good things in the future.
4. Drennen- Total dick
3. Tecosky- With his return home we have seen his assists shoot through the roof also with his average of 20.3 points per game he will definitely be a MVP candidate.
2. Mary- Drunk all the time. Drunk with power. She got the goods and she know how to use them.
1. Amanda- She has been at the top for a while, but the only place to go from here is down. Could her current bout with consumption drop her a place or two? Tune in next week to find out.
11. Julia- Dropping pretty steadily, her not calling me back when I was in Athens took away what could have been a 9th or maybe 8th place showing.
10. McClain- Maybe if he would would get off his ass and practice rather than sitting around in his own fat and filth he could get a win every once in a while. But, as it stands. I am still the golden tee champion of our friendship.
9. Tracy- Her total bitchery when I called her this morning dropped her a few spots in this weeks power rankings. A good performance when I come see her show could keep her playoff hopes alive, but we just can't be too sure.
8. Becca- I have only talked to her like twice in the last month or so, but it looks like she is getting traded back to Atlanta meaning everyone in the top 6 needs to look out. A return to the winning team could shoot her up to the top. Watch out for this one folks, she is a firecracker.
7. The Magnetic Fields- The way they have been playing lately, I could get rid of all of you and make Stephin Merritt my only friend
6. Michael McCracken- OK pool player, but he stands strong. If he can get a little more control and get his wind sprint times down he could be an all star
5. Kyle- Solid playing and good rebounding. A young one, I can see him doing a lot of good things in the future.
4. Drennen- Total dick
3. Tecosky- With his return home we have seen his assists shoot through the roof also with his average of 20.3 points per game he will definitely be a MVP candidate.
2. Mary- Drunk all the time. Drunk with power. She got the goods and she know how to use them.
1. Amanda- She has been at the top for a while, but the only place to go from here is down. Could her current bout with consumption drop her a place or two? Tune in next week to find out.