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1. I'm Christian: Yes.
2. I love the movie Gone With the Wind: Fuck no.
3. Summer has gone by WAY too fast: k whatever.
4. My friends say I have a spam fetish: Yes.
5. I like going to baseball games: Only my cousin's.
6. I'm probably one of the worst bowlers ever: um wow.
7. In fact, I have gotten six gutterballs in a row: No.
8. Two with bumpers: Yes.
9. I like hugs: Jesus loves hugs.
10. Relient K rocks my face off: wtf
11. I like concert shirts: um...
12. I am not photogenic: True.
13. And the people who look great in every picture sometimes really get on my nerves: k.
14. I hate hypocrites: That would mean I am a hypocrite. I think.
15. But I am one all the time: k
16. I've been prank phone called: Yes.
17. Sometimes when I'm bored late at night, I get up and bake cookies or brownies: Sure.
18. Hot chocolate makes me happy, even during summer: no.
19. I call all carbonated beverages "Cokes.": Hell no I'm not British.
20. I love lightning and thunderstorms: No.
21. I love Chinese food: WHAT CHINK
22. Subways are fun: People have guns.
23. I'm a SNEDHEAD: wow
24. I wish I could play guitar really well: No, goths only follow that trend.
25. Irish Pride!: fuck no.
26. I hate when people steal my ideas, even if it's something really trivial: Wow.
27. wHeN pEoPle TyPe lYk ThIs, iT mAkEs Me WaNt To HiT tHeM wItH sOmEtHiNg: UM WOW CAN WE SAY "JAP?"
28. Monty Python is the best: ew he's dead.
29. I like wearing sunglasses, even though they make me look really odd. (With me, I look like someone out of the Matrix. At least that's what people have said.): wtf
30. I hate when people say "Oh my God.": k.
31. I think parasailing would be awesomely fun: Okay.
32. I always sing in the shower: Fuck no.
33. I love eyes: No.
34. I sometimes wish I was one of those artistic people who can make their own clothes (and they come out looking good.): k.
35. The best part of politics is the Saturday Night Live material that comes from it: no.
36. I don't like the idea of abortion: WOW MUST WE BRING POLITICS UP IN A LIVEJOURNAL?!
37. I hate when people who are supposedly "punk" call other people posers: f u goths.
If somebody suddenly likes your music or style, be happy that they think your songs/clothes are awesome: That's a statement.
38. I am way too white to act ghetto, but I do anyway.. It can be fun: nigga woah.
39. I do know a few gang signs though: Yes.
40. So I'll probably get shot one of these days: wtf
41. I love making people laugh: Alright.
42. Puppies are so cute and puppyful: hearts flowers puppies omg cute
43. I hate when you say something stupid really loud and suddenly the whole room goes quiet: Wow.
44. I want to learn how to speak fluent Spanish: FUCK THAT
45. Especially so I can be a missionary in Central America: wtf
46. Class of '08: stfu
47. Bubble wrap is very entertaining: I suffocated my cousin with that once.
48. I love roller coasters: No.
49. But I won't go on scary ones by myself: wtf I don't even have fun.
50. I sing a lot- I always have a song stuck in my head: no.
51. Especially when I'm hyper: Ritalin is a good choice.
52. "Point Blank" would be a good name for a band: fuck that.
53. I love playing soccer: ew I'm not European.
54. I'm not very good, though: fuck that.
55. I'm severely lacking in the hand-eye coordination department: no.
56. I love getting sprinkles on my ice cream: wtf
57. MSG'd!: wtf Madison Square Garden/the other fucking thing.
58. I love Star Wars: ew mofo
59. I roll my eyes too much: No.
60. And I'm too sarcastic: k.
61. I hate my nose: wtf MJ.
62. Communism is actually a pretty good idea, in theory: Commies. <3
63. I love taking pictures of the sky.. Clouds, sunsets, twilight when it's gorgeous and turquoise: :-*
64. I was raised on the Beatles: FUCK THEM LED ZEPPELIN ALL THE WAY.
65. I have seen the movie "Yellow Submarine.": No, but I have to play Elenor Rigby in orchestra and I rock it.
66. I've never broken a bone: Neck.
67. I can juggle: ew wtf clown
68. While saying the alphabet backwards: wtf
69. In French: bonjour motherfucker
70. I have a few useless talents like that: Yes.
71. I have been to a midnight movie showing: Yes.
72. Occasionally I have the Cosmic Horn: wtf porno?!
73. I don't like country music: ew hicks
74. But I think line dancing is fun: wtf
75. My house is bright turquoise: ew wtf
76. Leg warmers are awesome: goth
77. So are tube socks: goth
78. Talking about guys is one of my main hobbies: Isn't a hobby like, crafts?
79. I'm a DOUBLE AGENT *rolls into elevator*: wtf my leg just had a sharp pain
80. I love Boy Meets World: Alright.
81. I like summer camp traditions: fuck no
82. I love chocolate: ew herpes
83. Dressing up in 80s clothes is fun: k
84. So is dressing up in caution tape: Yes.
85. I never tan, just burn: wow my skin is so messed up.
86. Speaking of burning, fire can be fun: YES.
87. Kettle corn is better than normal popcorn: no it tastes like ass.
88. Macs are better than Windows: FUCK NO.
89. I can trip over anything: Oh God, yes.
90. I'm kind of old-fashioned- I love it when guys hold open doors for me, etc: wait what
91. When I'm bored, I find quizzes like "What childhood toy from the 80s are you?" and "How old is your inner child?" endlessly entertaining: Yeah.
92. It's funny when guys lip sync to Jessica Simpson or Avril Lavigne... Especially when they know all the words: ew Canadian hoe
93. Karaoke is fun to watch and do: no
94. But not by yourself: stfu
95. I have a fantasy baseball team: Fantasy Football?
96. And I'm in first place in my league: wtf
97. *spontaneously combusts*: k.
98. Dodge this!: wow those cars blow.
99. Freaks United!: Nah. CASELLA UNITED GOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL
100. According to most people, I am at least partially insane: Yes.
2. I love the movie Gone With the Wind: Fuck no.
3. Summer has gone by WAY too fast: k whatever.
4. My friends say I have a spam fetish: Yes.
5. I like going to baseball games: Only my cousin's.
6. I'm probably one of the worst bowlers ever: um wow.
7. In fact, I have gotten six gutterballs in a row: No.
8. Two with bumpers: Yes.
9. I like hugs: Jesus loves hugs.
10. Relient K rocks my face off: wtf
11. I like concert shirts: um...
12. I am not photogenic: True.
13. And the people who look great in every picture sometimes really get on my nerves: k.
14. I hate hypocrites: That would mean I am a hypocrite. I think.
15. But I am one all the time: k
16. I've been prank phone called: Yes.
17. Sometimes when I'm bored late at night, I get up and bake cookies or brownies: Sure.
18. Hot chocolate makes me happy, even during summer: no.
19. I call all carbonated beverages "Cokes.": Hell no I'm not British.
20. I love lightning and thunderstorms: No.
21. I love Chinese food: WHAT CHINK
22. Subways are fun: People have guns.
23. I'm a SNEDHEAD: wow
24. I wish I could play guitar really well: No, goths only follow that trend.
25. Irish Pride!: fuck no.
26. I hate when people steal my ideas, even if it's something really trivial: Wow.
27. wHeN pEoPle TyPe lYk ThIs, iT mAkEs Me WaNt To HiT tHeM wItH sOmEtHiNg: UM WOW CAN WE SAY "JAP?"
28. Monty Python is the best: ew he's dead.
29. I like wearing sunglasses, even though they make me look really odd. (With me, I look like someone out of the Matrix. At least that's what people have said.): wtf
30. I hate when people say "Oh my God.": k.
31. I think parasailing would be awesomely fun: Okay.
32. I always sing in the shower: Fuck no.
33. I love eyes: No.
34. I sometimes wish I was one of those artistic people who can make their own clothes (and they come out looking good.): k.
35. The best part of politics is the Saturday Night Live material that comes from it: no.
36. I don't like the idea of abortion: WOW MUST WE BRING POLITICS UP IN A LIVEJOURNAL?!
37. I hate when people who are supposedly "punk" call other people posers: f u goths.
If somebody suddenly likes your music or style, be happy that they think your songs/clothes are awesome: That's a statement.
38. I am way too white to act ghetto, but I do anyway.. It can be fun: nigga woah.
39. I do know a few gang signs though: Yes.
40. So I'll probably get shot one of these days: wtf
41. I love making people laugh: Alright.
42. Puppies are so cute and puppyful: hearts flowers puppies omg cute
43. I hate when you say something stupid really loud and suddenly the whole room goes quiet: Wow.
44. I want to learn how to speak fluent Spanish: FUCK THAT
45. Especially so I can be a missionary in Central America: wtf
46. Class of '08: stfu
47. Bubble wrap is very entertaining: I suffocated my cousin with that once.
48. I love roller coasters: No.
49. But I won't go on scary ones by myself: wtf I don't even have fun.
50. I sing a lot- I always have a song stuck in my head: no.
51. Especially when I'm hyper: Ritalin is a good choice.
52. "Point Blank" would be a good name for a band: fuck that.
53. I love playing soccer: ew I'm not European.
54. I'm not very good, though: fuck that.
55. I'm severely lacking in the hand-eye coordination department: no.
56. I love getting sprinkles on my ice cream: wtf
57. MSG'd!: wtf Madison Square Garden/the other fucking thing.
58. I love Star Wars: ew mofo
59. I roll my eyes too much: No.
60. And I'm too sarcastic: k.
61. I hate my nose: wtf MJ.
62. Communism is actually a pretty good idea, in theory: Commies. <3
63. I love taking pictures of the sky.. Clouds, sunsets, twilight when it's gorgeous and turquoise: :-*
64. I was raised on the Beatles: FUCK THEM LED ZEPPELIN ALL THE WAY.
65. I have seen the movie "Yellow Submarine.": No, but I have to play Elenor Rigby in orchestra and I rock it.
66. I've never broken a bone: Neck.
67. I can juggle: ew wtf clown
68. While saying the alphabet backwards: wtf
69. In French: bonjour motherfucker
70. I have a few useless talents like that: Yes.
71. I have been to a midnight movie showing: Yes.
72. Occasionally I have the Cosmic Horn: wtf porno?!
73. I don't like country music: ew hicks
74. But I think line dancing is fun: wtf
75. My house is bright turquoise: ew wtf
76. Leg warmers are awesome: goth
77. So are tube socks: goth
78. Talking about guys is one of my main hobbies: Isn't a hobby like, crafts?
79. I'm a DOUBLE AGENT *rolls into elevator*: wtf my leg just had a sharp pain
80. I love Boy Meets World: Alright.
81. I like summer camp traditions: fuck no
82. I love chocolate: ew herpes
83. Dressing up in 80s clothes is fun: k
84. So is dressing up in caution tape: Yes.
85. I never tan, just burn: wow my skin is so messed up.
86. Speaking of burning, fire can be fun: YES.
87. Kettle corn is better than normal popcorn: no it tastes like ass.
88. Macs are better than Windows: FUCK NO.
89. I can trip over anything: Oh God, yes.
90. I'm kind of old-fashioned- I love it when guys hold open doors for me, etc: wait what
91. When I'm bored, I find quizzes like "What childhood toy from the 80s are you?" and "How old is your inner child?" endlessly entertaining: Yeah.
92. It's funny when guys lip sync to Jessica Simpson or Avril Lavigne... Especially when they know all the words: ew Canadian hoe
93. Karaoke is fun to watch and do: no
94. But not by yourself: stfu
95. I have a fantasy baseball team: Fantasy Football?
96. And I'm in first place in my league: wtf
97. *spontaneously combusts*: k.
98. Dodge this!: wow those cars blow.
99. Freaks United!: Nah. CASELLA UNITED GOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL
100. According to most people, I am at least partially insane: Yes.