BE MY STALINTINE?
I feel that by now, in it's third year of existence no grand explanation or introduction is needed, but I will say this: Valentines Day is stupid and boring and it makes single people feel lame and even people with a special someone hate buying cheesy shit for each other. But do you know what people do like celebrating?
STALINTINES DAY!!!!
HOORAY!
The Russian people may hate him because he is single handedly (pretty much) responsible for killing 5 million of them, but I love him. And who else on the world stage loves the Russians anyways.? Uhhhhmmm, no one! Thats right Russians, eastern Europe still thinks your jerks!
Okay, look at his mustache! SO BAD ASS AND COOL!
He said "You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet"!! HE SAID THAT! AMAZING!! And he was talking about the killing people! What an analogy! So clever and ominous!
His name means MAN OF STEEL! ALSO VERY BAD ASS!
Also here is a story: Once after Lenin died, everyone in Russia was like OH NO! WHO WILL LEAD US TO UTOPIA NOW?! And some of them were like "Oh I like comrade Trotsky, remember when he lead the Red Army, that was DOPE AS SHIT!" But my man Jo was like "I don't think so bitches." (or Russian equivalent of) And then because he is so HUGE AND STEELY, Trotsky had to hide out in Mexico an plot his next move. And Mexico is REALLY far away from the USSR, so he was really scared. And rightfully so, because Stalin hunted him down and had him assassinated WITH A FUCKING ICE PICK! WHO ELSE DOES THAT!?
I could srsly go on AND ON, but please read more info about him on this hilariously awesome pro-red website I found: http://www.workersoftheworldunite.org/stalin.htm
Okay I love you.
STALINTINES DAY!!!!
HOORAY!
The Russian people may hate him because he is single handedly (pretty much) responsible for killing 5 million of them, but I love him. And who else on the world stage loves the Russians anyways.? Uhhhhmmm, no one! Thats right Russians, eastern Europe still thinks your jerks!
Okay, look at his mustache! SO BAD ASS AND COOL!
He said "You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet"!! HE SAID THAT! AMAZING!! And he was talking about the killing people! What an analogy! So clever and ominous!
His name means MAN OF STEEL! ALSO VERY BAD ASS!
Also here is a story: Once after Lenin died, everyone in Russia was like OH NO! WHO WILL LEAD US TO UTOPIA NOW?! And some of them were like "Oh I like comrade Trotsky, remember when he lead the Red Army, that was DOPE AS SHIT!" But my man Jo was like "I don't think so bitches." (or Russian equivalent of) And then because he is so HUGE AND STEELY, Trotsky had to hide out in Mexico an plot his next move. And Mexico is REALLY far away from the USSR, so he was really scared. And rightfully so, because Stalin hunted him down and had him assassinated WITH A FUCKING ICE PICK! WHO ELSE DOES THAT!?
I could srsly go on AND ON, but please read more info about him on this hilariously awesome pro-red website I found: http://www.workersoftheworldunite.org/stalin.htm
Okay I love you.