Harumph
Tonight I dipped into the leftover Halloween candy and pulled out a Snickers. I take a bite and think, there is something off about this. My second bite confirms the fact that my candy tastes like suntain lotion. Instead of a true, honest to goodness Snickers I got a Snickers "Adventure Bar" which is infused with coconut oil in the caramel. Although the fake Snickers is the least grevious example, it still feels like the eclamation point to a fairly grumpy day.