May 23, 2006 19:30
everyone in the band can't stand me just cause i'm a hip hopper
and also i'm ummm dumb
how can i not totally love five iron frenzy?
the live cd is probably the best thing created ever.
the outtakes part kind of makes my life better.
this is proof that the youth are revolting that i'm talking about, not the end is here.
the end is here is also basically amazing, but it makes me sad to listen to it, so yeah. there's that.
gosh. i'm sorry that all i ever talk about it five iron frenzy.
it must be boring for everyone other than me.
(no. i'm not actually sorry at all)
so my grandmother called my house like 9 trillion times today (or twice) (the one who lives in buffalo)
and i dont see her all that often so she feels the need to have strange deep conversations.
not really deep i suppose, more like "do you have a boyfriend" type questions.
-Do you have a boyfriend?
-no (why do you always ask me this every time we speak? is this really the most important thing in my life?)
-Ohh you're waiting for someone really special!
-i'm waiting to meet someone i like enough to want to date them (i hate special people. i want to date someone i find completely unspecial. preferably someone who i intensly dislike)
-Don't worry! You're a pretty girl! Someday you'll meet someone really special!
-Um...right (because i was so worried)
so basically.
umm my grandmother thinks i am possibly a mutant and this is the only plausible reason behind my not having a boyfriend.
ha.
most of my relatives, after not seeing/speaking to me for a long time say hello and then the first question about my life is "do you have a boyfriend?" usually followed by "why not" and "don't worry"
i think i prefer the relatives who harrass me about my major and what i'm going to do with my life.
at least with them i can just say vague things and "i'm not sure" "i'm still exploring my options" etc.
yeahh
so anyone want to date me now so my relatives will love me again?
i'm keeping my standards really low for this one, so the requirements are you must be:
-male
-nearish my age
-heterosexual
yep.
there we go.
i prefer ugly smelly disgusting alcoholic druggies with bad teeth who have no respect for women, but if you don't fit the requirements, i suppose i may still date you. maybe.
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