The Wit and Wisdom of Lolmom
So lolmom is in the kitchen making hot cross buns, as we do every Easter. The recipe we use requires plain yogurt, which lolmom forgot to get at the grocery store this morning (though she did remember to get fruit on the bottom. Because it's my fucking yogurt experience and I want fruit on the bottom).
Lolmom: lol so i thot, "mayb i kans open frut on teh bottom n scraep off top layer n uze taht". but waz purplish b/c bluberry yogurt D:
Me: I don't...uh...I don't think you can... [collapses into incoherent laughter]
Lolmom: lol tehn i opend yogurt so i had 2 eat it :D
Ph33r not - she did find some vanilla yogurt and use that, so the hot cross buns were not ruined (and you can't taste the vanilla at all).