i haz a sinus
The goddamn weather CHANGED and now there is CRAP all up in my NOSTRILS and I am DRIPPING and HEADACHY but some of the headache is because it is my PERIOD and I don't think I should have to drip out more than one ORIFICE at a TIME. I want to just go to BED but I CAN'T because I am an ADULT and I have SHIT TO DO. If I still feel like this TOMORROW I am going to CALL IN. And here I was all EXCITED because I usually get allergies in MARCH and now March is OVER so I thought I was OFF THE HOOK.
At least I got some delicious, soothing PUDDING SNACKS at the STORE so I did not have to SHANK A BITCH, which is what HAPPENS if I am SICK and do not get PUDDING.
You know what? FUCK IT I AM GOING TO BED. ADULTHOOD BE DAMNED.
At least I got some delicious, soothing PUDDING SNACKS at the STORE so I did not have to SHANK A BITCH, which is what HAPPENS if I am SICK and do not get PUDDING.
You know what? FUCK IT I AM GOING TO BED. ADULTHOOD BE DAMNED.