Faster, Int0rbuttz! Kill! Kill!
Dear AT&T,
Yes, I am in fact pretty sure that this is a line issue and not an equipment issue, because I doubt very much that I would be able to get on the Int0rbuttz if it were an issue of our modem being fried (yet again), and moreover, if it were one phone being out, I could credit the idea that yes, perhaps we need to replace the fucking phones like we've been talking about doing for a million years. However, all three are out, which points to an issue on YOUR end (especially since we DO have a dialtone on the fax line and we DO have Internet) and I am tired of going round and round dealing with your progressively less helpful phone monkeys, especially since this is not a good time to pull this shit on me. I don't know how I managed to not yell at the last one.
V. truly yours,
Wang Xi-feng, who has had plenty thank you
Yes, I am in fact pretty sure that this is a line issue and not an equipment issue, because I doubt very much that I would be able to get on the Int0rbuttz if it were an issue of our modem being fried (yet again), and moreover, if it were one phone being out, I could credit the idea that yes, perhaps we need to replace the fucking phones like we've been talking about doing for a million years. However, all three are out, which points to an issue on YOUR end (especially since we DO have a dialtone on the fax line and we DO have Internet) and I am tired of going round and round dealing with your progressively less helpful phone monkeys, especially since this is not a good time to pull this shit on me. I don't know how I managed to not yell at the last one.
V. truly yours,
Wang Xi-feng, who has had plenty thank you