While I was being held hostage at the dealership this morning, I was reading Shogun (slightly under 100 pages to go, thank God, it's good enough for an adventure story but I'd rather read a Japanese samurai novel), and came across the following gem:
"Eh?" Van Nekk blinked myopically into the darkness at Blackthorne, who stood with the samurai under the flares. "Jesus Godinheavensamurai!"
Which immediately, in my tiny little brain, led to this:
Fig. 1: Jesus Christ, it's a samurai!
This has been l33, in her never-ending bid to bring you things that are only hilarious to her.