In Which The Magun Backfires (Now With More Fistulae)

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This is, basically, a giant brain dump, because I can't be arsed to post on a regular basis. For that, I apologize. Perhaps I will manage to get my shit together by January.

l33: L33 HAS HAND-EYE COORDINATION SUPERIOR TO THAT OF A BRAIN-DEAD ZOMBIE AND CAN HOLD ON TO THINGS
The Universe: ERROR

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I don't even get where all the Elmo love comes from. Dude, he isn't interesting. He doesn't do anything. What about him is so fascinating that he has legions of drones to do his bidding? (Hmmm, maybe that was the point...)

I think the lolmom might have my old Oscar doll somewhere. I know she still has toys I played with as a toddler, which she was apparently hiding in the basement because she was afraid I would throw them away. (She had reason to be afraid of this. I am not sentimental about some parts of my childhood, which was simultaneously wonderful and awful.)

I so want to find an RPG where I can play him. With my luck, because I sure can pick 'em, I'd draw the attention of every Mary Sue within a three-mile radius. (The Dark Lord notes your insignificant boobies without much interest. Don't think you won't face disciplinary action for unapproved cleavage modifications to your uniform after we settle some Rebel hash.)

My beef is, with my hated full name, that people assume I use a monosyllabic nickname (I do, but not the ones they're assuming), and they often decide to call me by these monosyllables without having the decency to ask first. Do not want. I'll be changing my given name to Leah and using my hated full name as a middle name (both to avoid causing dissonance for people who know me as that name and because I find it less horrible for me personally as a middle name), so you can still call me Lee. ^____^

(At least Vader had charisma and persuasion going for him. Plus, he was way sexier as Vader than as Anakin. Also, my father would never kill his boss for me. His powers are weak.)

I cannot take the Gurochan and the really extreme shit; I find it unsexy and thus avoid it. I'm not even interested in looking at it to see what it's about. There are things that I already know I don't like, and I don't need to see it in order to make this judgment call. Yes, I am close-minded. (And I'm somewhat jaded, because I don't find BDSM particularly shocking, but that's more or less guaranteed to french my fries; not many people consider their own tastes to be extreme or taboo. Though I guess for most people, bondage is "the fuzzy play handcuffs" and nothing deeper. Yukichi and I know better. ^_-)

Yeah, I have to read Cosmo as comedy or I'll become enraged by it. You know me. I'd suggest you at least give Allure a try--pick up a few issues at the library or the store, and see what you think. I'm partial to it.

I wish to see this fic, and will not allow you to jump on my bed until you write it. XD