I've Got To Lose This Skin I'm Imprisoned In

[shake_the_stars]

So I went to Bloomington yesterday. Actually, for a change, the point of yesterday wasn't to go to Bloomington, but since Bloomington was on the way back from the classified location I visited for an undisclosed purpose, I visited anyway. Seriously, you don't think I'm going to not go home every chance I get.

(augustuscaesar is not to spew my sekrits to the

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[augustuscaesar]

If you REALLY loved Callice, you WOULD turn the sun off. Meanie.

[shake_the_stars]

I know. I maltreat her so heinously. Why, I told her to SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR MOMMY when she was patrolling for CATS, against which she must be perpetually vigilant. It has come to her attention that we do not understand the threat of CATS.

[augustuscaesar]

ESPECIALLY CATS WHO ARE OUTSIDE AND CANNOT GET IN!

[shake_the_stars]

CATS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO JIMMY LOCKS, YOU KNOW! The only thing that can stop cats in their tracks is WEE. Lots and lots of wee.

(If cats do not heed the Warning of Wee, further measures, such as a huge steaming dump, may be required.)

[augustuscaesar]

When the apocalypse comes, I will know to look out for the wee floods of doom!

[shake_the_stars]

You'll probably smell them first *g*