You may place importance in being an adult, but I don't wanna grow up! **regresses before everyone's eyes**
And yes, I do realize that the above isn't really appropriate, but I find it ironic that on the night I'm yammering about how I wish I could do stupid, childish things and get away with, say, talking to my stuffed animals and having pointless tea parties with them and stealing all their tea, you're telling somebody to grow up. I'm gonna go hide now.
I wasn't actually addressing you; this post was in response to something else completely. In any case, stuffed animal tea parties, whilst not my thing, are harmless compared to the incident I'm referring to.
The urge has passed. I like to tell myself that I'm more in my right mind now, thank God, although that urge is still apt to manifest itself at some point.
I'm always curious, but I know that you are a private person. And I know that it's most likely not my business to pry and dig into. If you want to talk about it, here I am, or I can get onto AIM or Yahoo! or Google Talk, but if you don't, I respect that.
This is a public post, so I'm not going to discuss it here. If you can get onto AIM or whatever at some point, fine; I don't know when I will next have time to AIM, especially because I'm running all over God's green acre tomorrow.
I've tried, but it appears as though I have stopped growing. I am a shortie. ;_; But at least I can drink and vote! If only I cared to do either.
Think of your pressies waiting for you! Thiiiiink! Think of the lovely pressie with the miniature Danish flags. Ooh, think of what you're trying to do to me. Freeeeeedom! Freeeeeeeedom!
Are you on another mission from Glod? You only carry on like this when he's given you something to do.
Also, I am trying not to think of the lovely pressie with the miniature Danish flags, although I am sure that it will be fantabulous and that I will love it. ^_^ If it stays buried under a stack of magazines along with the card from TARA OMG, I will heroically resist the temptation to open it before my birthday.
As requested, find here attached your latest mission.
Please steer clear of the whole smitin' the unothellocakelike heathens this time.
BROKEN DOWN OVERVIEW OF REQUESTED MISSION (CAUTION! BEWARE OF TOXIC FUMES! DO NOT INHALE OR HIBERNATE. MAY CAUSE THROAT BURN AND SORE MUSCLES. KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN AND THE ELDERLY. ALSO, MAY CURE BLINDNESS)
1) Cheer up Lee. 2) Incorporate Aretha Franklin songs into everyday life. 3) Bother Lee. 4) Eat nachoes. 5) Conquer the Land of Othello. 6) Initiate world domination. 7) Have hot cocoa and scones with butter. 8) Complete world domination. 9) Commence building of spaceships with giant lazer guns. 10) Report back for further instructions.
I'm still stuck on 3, but I hope to move on to 4 soon. Mmm, nachoes.
Well, at least he builds snacktime into the top-secret plans. That's nice of him.
Also, you can bother me by dancing around whilst covered in paste and feathers, putting honey-roasted peanuts up your nose, and taunting a dodo bird. Now you know. Have at it.
Still haven't opened my present yet--am holding out for actual birthday.
Also also--do you have to go strictly in order? You could just skip #3 and go straight to #4, and thence to #5. I hear they have some nice cakes in the Land of Othello.
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And yes, I do realize that the above isn't really appropriate, but I find it ironic that on the night I'm yammering about how I wish I could do stupid, childish things and get away with, say, talking to my stuffed animals and having pointless tea parties with them and stealing all their tea, you're telling somebody to grow up. I'm gonna go hide now.
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I wasn't actually addressing you; this post was in response to something else completely. In any case, stuffed animal tea parties, whilst not my thing, are harmless compared to the incident I'm referring to.
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I'm always curious, but I know that you are a private person. And I know that it's most likely not my business to pry and dig into. If you want to talk about it, here I am, or I can get onto AIM or Yahoo! or Google Talk, but if you don't, I respect that.
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This is a public post, so I'm not going to discuss it here. If you can get onto AIM or whatever at some point, fine; I don't know when I will next have time to AIM, especially because I'm running all over God's green acre tomorrow.
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Think of your pressies waiting for you! Thiiiiink! Think of the lovely pressie with the miniature Danish flags. Ooh, think of what you're trying to do to me. Freeeeeedom! Freeeeeeeedom!
Fine, I'll leave. Humph. >.>
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Also, I am trying not to think of the lovely pressie with the miniature Danish flags, although I am sure that it will be fantabulous and that I will love it. ^_^ If it stays buried under a stack of magazines along with the card from TARA OMG, I will heroically resist the temptation to open it before my birthday.
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As requested, find here attached your latest mission.
Please steer clear of the whole smitin' the unothellocakelike heathens this time.
BROKEN DOWN OVERVIEW OF REQUESTED MISSION (CAUTION! BEWARE OF TOXIC FUMES! DO NOT INHALE OR HIBERNATE. MAY CAUSE THROAT BURN AND SORE MUSCLES. KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN AND THE ELDERLY. ALSO, MAY CURE BLINDNESS)
1) Cheer up Lee.
2) Incorporate Aretha Franklin songs into everyday life.
3) Bother Lee.
4) Eat nachoes.
5) Conquer the Land of Othello.
6) Initiate world domination.
7) Have hot cocoa and scones with butter.
8) Complete world domination.
9) Commence building of spaceships with giant lazer guns.
10) Report back for further instructions.
I'm still stuck on 3, but I hope to move on to 4 soon. Mmm, nachoes.
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Also, you can bother me by dancing around whilst covered in paste and feathers, putting honey-roasted peanuts up your nose, and taunting a dodo bird. Now you know. Have at it.
Still haven't opened my present yet--am holding out for actual birthday.
Also also--do you have to go strictly in order? You could just skip #3 and go straight to #4, and thence to #5. I hear they have some nice cakes in the Land of Othello.
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