Exhibitionism At Its Finest (Community fic)

[sinecure]

Title: Exhibitionism At Its Finest (1/1)
Author: sinecure - My master fic list
Character/Pairing: Jeff/Annie
Rating: NC-17... R?
Word Count: 916
Genre: The porn genre.
Spoilers: None.
Summary: Jeff *ahems* Annie in a public place.
Disclaimer: I don't own Community and I make no money off of it.
A/N: There's a big ole kink meme winding down at milady_milord. Sorry

Comments

[teruel_a_witch]

The general impression is he's not a nice person and there weren't a single happy photo of them and he has a temper or something. I didn't read much but he is universally disliked.

Heh, nope, I'm in Russia. Why, do I sound German? I mean, do I construct sentences the way a German person would?
Well, a lot of things came late or never came to Russia at all (or weren't huge, like I only watched The Princess Bride or The Labyrinth two and 3 years ago because they weren't known here when I was growing up), nowadays we get new stuff quickly but it used to be like, remember on HIMYM "The 80s came to Canada in the 90s", well, it was kinda like that with pop-culture/a lot of tv-stuff here. So there are always gonna be gaps in pop-culture knowledge with me or something I watched that seems too old for me to know. Information travels in weird ways all over the globe *gg*

I actually never ever heard Betty Grable's name before Community and I still know nothing about her, but I do know some old Soviet actors that died before I was born.

what if that makes me want it more? ;)
Mwah-ah-ah, maybe that was my diabolical plan ;) Jk.

Heh, I rewatched it myself, I wish Jeff and Annie could sit comfortable and familiar and smiling like that one day.

[sinecure]

Ah. Hm. That's why I tend to stay away from celebrity personal relationship stuff.

I have no idea why I thought you were in Germany. Maybe someone mentioned it when we were talking and I just attributed the mention to you.

It's that American arrogance rearing its head, that we're the end-all be-all of everything and we--I--expect everyone around the world to know/do everything that the US knows/does.

I just watched Labyrinth a few years ago too, though it was a rewatch. I hadn't seen it in years. LOL, oh, Robin Sparkles... how we love you and your bad songs and 80s styles and cheesieness. Let's Go To The Mall is actually in a dance game for Wii. My niece had it over on Christmas. When I saw the song, me, her mom, and my mom all started laughing and she had no idea why. Then her mom showed her an episode and she mainlined it like water after a ten year desert trip. She's obsessed now. And with Community.

Again, the American arrogance, please forgive me. To me, she and so many others are like Marilyn Monroe and I think that everyone has to have heard of her. I'm sure I've never, ever heard of the old Soviet actors either.

Diabolical plan is diabolical.

Still haven't watched it. I will now. Right as soon as I hit the Post Comment button.

[teruel_a_witch]

Me,too, I tend to not even read bios and stuff, and very rarely interviews,etc, only when I'm completely obsessed like with Community xD

Hm, as far as I know there are actually no Germans amongst the active M/M folk (yup, I'm this weirdo who actually looks into people's profiles, I know nobody does that but I figure it exists why not look into it xD)

Nah, that's ok, it's all due to different background and pop-culture exposure. I used to think people who don't know geography or world history are stupid because it seemed to me those are things everybody should know, but then I realized not everyone has the same education system (like we had no choice, we had to study all of the subjects in middle/high school, but I know western system allows you to choose which subjects you need and all) so it's not their fault. Also, I'm aware that they seem to teach us in Russia much more about the world than they teach the world about Russia. *gg*

[sinecure]

I am so, so bad at geography. Yep. Our school system sucks balls. And just keeps being driven into the ground even worse. Teaching freaking 'creationism' as possible fact, while leaving out actual facts. Dinosaurs don't exist! The world is only 3000 years old! The Constitution is 3000 years old! The Civil War wasn't about slavery at all, no, nope, unh-uh!

*eyeroll*

The stupid; it burns.

[teruel_a_witch]

Teaching freaking 'creationism' as possible fact, while leaving out actual facts. Dinosaurs don't exist! The world is only 3000 years old! The Constitution is 3000 years old! The Civil War wasn't about slavery at all, no, nope, unh-uh!
Lol, srsly? It's just it kinda fits the jokes we have about US, but I thought they were just jokes.
I only learnt that "creationism" is a theory of where we came from that exists in advanced sociology course I took before Uni, it was in the same wagon as the one where aliens planted life on Earth xD
I can't imagine growing up in a society where religion has such a powerful pull. Here the Orthodox Church is still trying to gain some weight because all the power they had was destroyed by Bolsheviks and decades and decades of anti-religious propaganda. It was actually illegal to baptise before the 80s. My parents decided to get baptised along with a 6-months old me, which actually makes me angry because nobody asked me, it wasn't my choice, I've been a pretty aggressive atheist as long as I remember (lol, I believed in Santa but never in any deities xD) LOL, imagine a 11-year old arguing with a middle-aged tour guide that was waxing poetic about "miracles" and I was like "won't believe it till I see it" and the lady getting frustrated because she was losing an argument to a 11-year old, and the whole bus of pupils waiting to go home from a school trip so that the teacher had to drag me away,haha. I could be such a Britta sometimes *gg*

[sinecure]

Oh, man, don't get me started. A freaking GOP lawmaker just banned the women senators from speaking about women's health rights because one of them used the word 'vagina'! He said she used a word he wouldn't repeat in front of a woman or in mixed company. He was offended. Well, sir, I'm offended by all of you fuckers trying to take my rights away. Get the fuck over it, asshole! Ugh!

*breathes* *calms down* *breathes some more*

LOL, I bet she was thrilled to debate you on the matter. ;) You Britta, you!

[teruel_a_witch]

A freaking GOP lawmaker just banned the women senators from speaking about women's health rights
Whu, they can do that?

Ugh, srsly, what is wrong with GOP?

Heh, what kind of grown-up person would seriously get involved in an argument with a 11-year-old? And also lose,lol.

[sinecure]

Apparently they think they can.

Ugh, srsly, what is wrong with GOP?

A question I've been asking for a long time.

Um, a lame one? Hee.

[teruel_a_witch]

I mean, do they actually have the power to? I read that those bastards didn't let the equal payment bill pass *grr*

What is worse is that people actually vote for them.

[sinecure]

Yeah. They've done it and are keeping them out until they say it's okay. Like time out for a hissy fit, I think someone said. So much fucking hate.

Yeah, I don't get that at all, I really don't. No equal pay, no health rights and on and on.

[teruel_a_witch]

Ugh, srsly, what the fuck? Do GOP have more votes or something? How can they keep women silent, how can it be logical to keep women out of deciding about women's health? (Do they need us to show them "how the p***y works?") I just, I can't, I lose the ability to can.

[sinecure]

Oh, such a good question. The democrats are wimps who won't fight back, and the GOP are bullies who push everyone around. There are more in the House right now, but not the Senate. They threaten to filibuster and nothing gets voted on.

Score one for the Dems though and Obama for the health care bill being ruled constitutional. Fewer people will die now. They Republicans aren't happy about that.

LOL, I think they do. They just keep coming up with statements like 'this has nothing to do with women!' in regards to the abortion bills and women's health care. So, yeah, I think they need a refresher course.

I, too, lose the ability to can.

[sinecure]

The adorableness! I think I just died a little in my chair.

[teruel_a_witch]

I know right?
Here


Just pretend it's Jeff looking at Annie(or, you know, don't) and all your troubles will go away *stares* I capped that and just look at it whenever I need to feel warm and fuzzy inside ;)

[sinecure]

UM.

...that's begging for fic.

And I shall provide. Someday.

[teruel_a_witch]

Which pairing? (hehe)