my internet fight with a douche. (warning: LONG BUT FUNNY!)
From: Brian
Date: Dec 2, 2003 05:34 PM
hey whats up! my name is Brian and i happened to come across your page! you seem like someone who woud like my band so i was writin to see if maybe you'd check us out! you also live pretty close to me too! here is the link
www.striptheimage.com
i am always online, so you can get a hold of me whenever you want!! thanks again!
rock on,
-Brian-
From: jen
Date: Dec 3, 2003 08:59 AM
not to be rude or anything, but i dont know what possibly from my profile would make you think i would like your band. i went to the page and listened and i dont like your band at all. sorry.
jen
From: Brian
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:01 AM
wow thats the rudest thing i have ever read. sorry for buggin you? wow i'm shocked!
-B-
From: jen
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:10 AM
would you rather i lied and said it was good?
From: Brian
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:12 AM
no but u were very harsh about it. i wasnt saying you would like us. i was just simply tryin to make a friend on here, guess i messed up.
From: jen
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:13 AM
he impression i got, was that you were trying to promote your band on here, like about what 97234723 other people in bands do.
From: Brian
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:15 AM
um, no i wasnt doing that. i just didnt send it out to anyone, i went through and selected people that seemed cool and had a good personality. woops!
-B
From: jen
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:23 AM
"you seem like someone who woud like my band so i was writin to see if maybe you'd check us out!"
i did this, i do not like your band, i was truthful, sorry to bruise your ego. if you think i have a bad personality thats your problem. i guess you want everyone to tell you that you rule, well sorry im not the type of person that lies about what i think is good or what i like. i guess you dropped the ball then if you think i have a bad personality. maybe you should only send messages to people that list bands like creed, stone sour, fuel, staind, and nickleback in their profiles if you want 100% good feedback all the time.
From: Brian
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:27 AM
i didnt want you to say i rule! i think ur prolly the meanest girl i've ever met on here, please dont write back to me. you do nothing but ridicule and be mean. go be mean somewhere else, stop writing to me.
From: jen
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:29 AM
haha its funny how someone told you the damn truth about how they feel about your band and you just think im being mean. i got mean when you got defensive. so whatever, i think your band sucks. deal with it.
From: Brian
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:30 AM
well ur ugly so deal with that, go read a harry potter book
From: jen
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:34 AM
yeah im ugly, thats why you wrote me in the first place right? hahaha youre a joke. i know im not ugly, and yeah i like harry potter, those were really hurtful insults, im crying now.
From: Brian
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:36 AM
wah wah wah
From: jen
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:40 AM
thats your reply? to inslut someone you have to actually come up with an insult dude
From: Brian
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:28 AM
dont put stuff in your profile saying you like "everything" for music. change that then
From: jen
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:32 AM
ok ill change it to i like everything that doesnt suck
From: Brian
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:34 AM
yeah the list of music u have is so good!! i havent even heard of half of those bands because they blow, none of them get air time because they suck i'm sure. enjoy your shitty music
From: jen
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:39 AM
i hope you are joking, only two of the bands i have listed havent been played on radio. and 3 are classic punk bands.
From: Brian
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:41 AM
there is no such thing as classic punk, go back to your little world u live in. too bad no one i live with here has heard of that garbage in your profile. stop writing to me
From: jen
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:48 AM
no such thing as classic punk? you are a fucking joke. tell that to music critics world wide and you will be a fucking laughing stock. you need to go to the school of rock. no one you live with has heard of pete yorn, the strokes, fischerspooner or interpol? you must live with a bunch of sheltered idiots who still think pearl jam is cutting edge music. rolling stone, mtv, spin, ever heard of them? maybe you should read it sometime, then you could break out of the early 90's.
From: Brian
u listen to shitty music, face it. u listen to one hit wonders or wannabes, too bad the good music is still going on strong without winy voices and stupid haircuts. early 90's groups will be remembered, not some fairy named pete yorn and the strokes, those bands are has-beens, they blow. and yes i do read rolling stone as a matter of fact, although i pick it up after reading harry potter. grow up u little baby. i feel sorry for your ears that you listen to such terrible music and live a boring life, must suck to be you. and all of my friends know good music, we're all sitting here making fun of your dumbass with your stupid remarks. you're the fuckin joke - sorry. we feel sorry for
From: jen
Date: Dec 3, 2003 10:11 AM
i listen to one hit wonders and wannabes. this shows that you have absolutely no idea what the fuck you are talking about. you said before youve never even heard the bands i like, so how could you possibly know anything about them? every band is a bunch of stupid haircuts, its about image, which you obviously are not concerned with at all. haha why do you think your generic, unimpassioned rock songs are anything but a waste of time?? i hope you know that if your band played to a crowd at something like CMJ or some other event you would quickly get laughed offstage. you play the same contrived boring bullshit that everyones heard before from good bands, the difference is, your band isnt good.
as for the harry potter insults, youre going to have to try them on someone else, because they dont work on me. i told you that earlier, i like harry potter. im not ashamed of anything i like.
keep making fun of me with your friends, i could give two flying fucks. ill be laughing at you when you are playing shitty bars the rest of your life still living the pipe dream of being a rock star.
From: Brian
um actually no you dumbfuck, we are talking with a record label right now A&R Records and Sony, but you've never heard of good labels because you listen to shitty music and we have toured all over the US, so take your dumbfucked up ideas and go somewhere else. i'll be sure to say hi to the dumbass from cincinnati when we make it big. you're are nothing but a poser and a dork. enjoy your shitty life with your shitty music. you arent even worth talking to.
From: jen
Date: Dec 3, 2003 10:41 AM
unless you have someone else write your songs, you wont even be one hit wonders. hey remember, you are the one who is clueless about music, so you dont have to tell me what A&R or Sony is, im way ahead of you. do you even know what a poser is? and why would you use a word that is from the punk movement? you can say hi to me if you want, id rather you didnt though because that would actually embarrass me.
i will enjoy my life filled with "shitty" music, i hope you enjoy yours with your "major label" flop when it happens, and your bad reviews in every music magazine. (that is unless you get a wonderful producer who will make you good) hopefully you will get to open for creed. what a trip that would be huh dude? touring with one of the worst bands in all of music history, and christians at that.
From: Brian
Dec 3, 2003 10:55 AM
your too ugly to keep talking to, sorry ugly bitch stop writing me ur too ignorant and gross to talk to. bye
From: jen
Dec 3, 2003 11:12 AM
hahah. you suck at life if thats the best you can come up with. UR UGLY UR A BABY U READ HARRY POTTER.
Date: Dec 2, 2003 05:34 PM
hey whats up! my name is Brian and i happened to come across your page! you seem like someone who woud like my band so i was writin to see if maybe you'd check us out! you also live pretty close to me too! here is the link
www.striptheimage.com
i am always online, so you can get a hold of me whenever you want!! thanks again!
rock on,
-Brian-
From: jen
Date: Dec 3, 2003 08:59 AM
not to be rude or anything, but i dont know what possibly from my profile would make you think i would like your band. i went to the page and listened and i dont like your band at all. sorry.
jen
From: Brian
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:01 AM
wow thats the rudest thing i have ever read. sorry for buggin you? wow i'm shocked!
-B-
From: jen
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:10 AM
would you rather i lied and said it was good?
From: Brian
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:12 AM
no but u were very harsh about it. i wasnt saying you would like us. i was just simply tryin to make a friend on here, guess i messed up.
From: jen
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:13 AM
he impression i got, was that you were trying to promote your band on here, like about what 97234723 other people in bands do.
From: Brian
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:15 AM
um, no i wasnt doing that. i just didnt send it out to anyone, i went through and selected people that seemed cool and had a good personality. woops!
-B
From: jen
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:23 AM
"you seem like someone who woud like my band so i was writin to see if maybe you'd check us out!"
i did this, i do not like your band, i was truthful, sorry to bruise your ego. if you think i have a bad personality thats your problem. i guess you want everyone to tell you that you rule, well sorry im not the type of person that lies about what i think is good or what i like. i guess you dropped the ball then if you think i have a bad personality. maybe you should only send messages to people that list bands like creed, stone sour, fuel, staind, and nickleback in their profiles if you want 100% good feedback all the time.
From: Brian
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:27 AM
i didnt want you to say i rule! i think ur prolly the meanest girl i've ever met on here, please dont write back to me. you do nothing but ridicule and be mean. go be mean somewhere else, stop writing to me.
From: jen
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:29 AM
haha its funny how someone told you the damn truth about how they feel about your band and you just think im being mean. i got mean when you got defensive. so whatever, i think your band sucks. deal with it.
From: Brian
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:30 AM
well ur ugly so deal with that, go read a harry potter book
From: jen
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:34 AM
yeah im ugly, thats why you wrote me in the first place right? hahaha youre a joke. i know im not ugly, and yeah i like harry potter, those were really hurtful insults, im crying now.
From: Brian
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:36 AM
wah wah wah
From: jen
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:40 AM
thats your reply? to inslut someone you have to actually come up with an insult dude
From: Brian
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:28 AM
dont put stuff in your profile saying you like "everything" for music. change that then
From: jen
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:32 AM
ok ill change it to i like everything that doesnt suck
From: Brian
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:34 AM
yeah the list of music u have is so good!! i havent even heard of half of those bands because they blow, none of them get air time because they suck i'm sure. enjoy your shitty music
From: jen
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:39 AM
i hope you are joking, only two of the bands i have listed havent been played on radio. and 3 are classic punk bands.
From: Brian
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:41 AM
there is no such thing as classic punk, go back to your little world u live in. too bad no one i live with here has heard of that garbage in your profile. stop writing to me
From: jen
Date: Dec 3, 2003 09:48 AM
no such thing as classic punk? you are a fucking joke. tell that to music critics world wide and you will be a fucking laughing stock. you need to go to the school of rock. no one you live with has heard of pete yorn, the strokes, fischerspooner or interpol? you must live with a bunch of sheltered idiots who still think pearl jam is cutting edge music. rolling stone, mtv, spin, ever heard of them? maybe you should read it sometime, then you could break out of the early 90's.
From: Brian
u listen to shitty music, face it. u listen to one hit wonders or wannabes, too bad the good music is still going on strong without winy voices and stupid haircuts. early 90's groups will be remembered, not some fairy named pete yorn and the strokes, those bands are has-beens, they blow. and yes i do read rolling stone as a matter of fact, although i pick it up after reading harry potter. grow up u little baby. i feel sorry for your ears that you listen to such terrible music and live a boring life, must suck to be you. and all of my friends know good music, we're all sitting here making fun of your dumbass with your stupid remarks. you're the fuckin joke - sorry. we feel sorry for
From: jen
Date: Dec 3, 2003 10:11 AM
i listen to one hit wonders and wannabes. this shows that you have absolutely no idea what the fuck you are talking about. you said before youve never even heard the bands i like, so how could you possibly know anything about them? every band is a bunch of stupid haircuts, its about image, which you obviously are not concerned with at all. haha why do you think your generic, unimpassioned rock songs are anything but a waste of time?? i hope you know that if your band played to a crowd at something like CMJ or some other event you would quickly get laughed offstage. you play the same contrived boring bullshit that everyones heard before from good bands, the difference is, your band isnt good.
as for the harry potter insults, youre going to have to try them on someone else, because they dont work on me. i told you that earlier, i like harry potter. im not ashamed of anything i like.
keep making fun of me with your friends, i could give two flying fucks. ill be laughing at you when you are playing shitty bars the rest of your life still living the pipe dream of being a rock star.
From: Brian
um actually no you dumbfuck, we are talking with a record label right now A&R Records and Sony, but you've never heard of good labels because you listen to shitty music and we have toured all over the US, so take your dumbfucked up ideas and go somewhere else. i'll be sure to say hi to the dumbass from cincinnati when we make it big. you're are nothing but a poser and a dork. enjoy your shitty life with your shitty music. you arent even worth talking to.
From: jen
Date: Dec 3, 2003 10:41 AM
unless you have someone else write your songs, you wont even be one hit wonders. hey remember, you are the one who is clueless about music, so you dont have to tell me what A&R or Sony is, im way ahead of you. do you even know what a poser is? and why would you use a word that is from the punk movement? you can say hi to me if you want, id rather you didnt though because that would actually embarrass me.
i will enjoy my life filled with "shitty" music, i hope you enjoy yours with your "major label" flop when it happens, and your bad reviews in every music magazine. (that is unless you get a wonderful producer who will make you good) hopefully you will get to open for creed. what a trip that would be huh dude? touring with one of the worst bands in all of music history, and christians at that.
From: Brian
Dec 3, 2003 10:55 AM
your too ugly to keep talking to, sorry ugly bitch stop writing me ur too ignorant and gross to talk to. bye
From: jen
Dec 3, 2003 11:12 AM
hahah. you suck at life if thats the best you can come up with. UR UGLY UR A BABY U READ HARRY POTTER.