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There are some things that I have learned in my recent past, that I'm excited to share with you tonight. And one thing I learned is that we all want to leave behind a legacy. We all want to be remembered for something. And I was thinking about it going 'how can I be remembered?' And I realized that you can do it on a daily basis, even if it's one on one. Like, for example, the other day I saw a young boy and he was eating an ice cream cone. I ran up and smashed it into his face. I leaned in and went "YOU REMEMBER ME FOREVER" and then I ran away.
Cuz you know when he's 50 he's going to be like, 'One day a man ran up to me. I did not know this man. He smashed my treat into my eyes. And he pointed and said "You fucking remember me forever!"'
But I did not say fucking. I did not say that. He added fucking to make the story more intense and interesting. He deserves to have ice cream smashed in his face cuz he's a lying 50 year old man. I DID NOT SAY FUCKIN'!
Cuz you know when he's 50 he's going to be like, 'One day a man ran up to me. I did not know this man. He smashed my treat into my eyes. And he pointed and said "You fucking remember me forever!"'
But I did not say fucking. I did not say that. He added fucking to make the story more intense and interesting. He deserves to have ice cream smashed in his face cuz he's a lying 50 year old man. I DID NOT SAY FUCKIN'!