Excerpt From the Top Secret and Highly Classified Personal Shagging Records of Ianto Jones

Jun 20, 2008 09:47

Author: shaggydogstail
Fandom: Torchwood
Title: Excerpt from the Top Secret and Highly Classified Personal Shagging Records of Ianto Jones
Pairing: Ianto/Jack
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not mine, no profit
Spoilers: 'They Keep Killing Suzie'
Summary: Ianto keeps meticulous notes of his sexual encounters.


Top Secret and Highly Classified Personal Shagging Records of Ianto Jones, Entry no 147 (Draft)

Date: 3rd December 2006
Time: 12:15 p.m.
Location: Office of Captain Jack Harkness, Torchwood Headquarters
Partner(s): Jack Harkness

Further details

Background to the encounter:

It had been a very trying day, not least because of the return from the dead of our late co-worker, Miss Suzie Costello and the near-death of Gwen Cooper I think he likes her better than me. Does he like her best? Why? Jack was becoming slightly maudlin while we were storing Suzie's body in morgue so, ever eager to do my part, I propositioned him. It isn't good for him to brood and I think I might sort of love him, in a way and he does have a very nice arse.

Jack was most receptive to the suggestion and we arranged a rendez-vous in his office there and then.

Preparation for the act - flirting, negotiations etc:

Given the blatant nature of my proposal and Jack's innate manwhorishness, there was little need for extraneous chit-chat. Upon arrival in Jack's office I immediately began clearing his desk in preparation for the act. Jack leant back in his chair and told me he 'does love to see [me] work' whilst loosening his shirt buttons. The glimpses of his chest this afforded me were rather distracting, so I turned to file some important papers in the cabinet on the other side of the room.

I had nearly finished alphabetising the notes on the Risen Mitten when Jack crept up behind me and placed his hand firmly over my crotch, causing me to drop several vital documents. (N.B. Remember to go in early tomorrow to tidy up.) Jack informed me that he was keen to 'get down to business' and that, whilst the filing could wait, he could not. Upon turning abruptly I noticed that he had completely removed his shirt and that his chest was indeed as lovely as I had always imagined it would be. I couldn't resist giving his left nipple a little tweak, at which point Jack pinned me to the filing cabinet and kissed me quite fiercely. It became clear that the filing would indeed have to wait.

Foreplay (if applicable):

Once we were both divested of our clothing (approx 1 min 20 secs - did not have opportunity to start stopwatch before Jack made for my zipper), foreplay was minimal and hurried (3 mins 15 secs total). I progressed from nipple tweaking to nibbling, which made Jack very excitable. It appeared to produce a far greater effect than the light stroking I applied to his cock, arse and balls.

Brief bouts of snogging took place throughout the encounter, the longest lasting a mere 48 seconds. Still, quality of snogging was adequate, if a little rough. Would have liked more kissing but felt unmanly to say so.

Jack performed fellatio on myself. This was extremely pleasurable. (40 secs - could not have withstood much more without obtaining release.)

Contraceptive/other products used:

Durex Extra Strong condom and Play Feel Lubricant. Jack obtained both items from the supply I keep stocked for him in his bottom desk drawer.

Physical attributes of partner:

Jack has a firm, well-toned body, with a light all-over tan. (The effect most likely produced by use of a spray-tanning booth.) He appears to be physically fit, supple, and has a good sense of balance.

His cock was approx 8 1/4 inches when erect (did not have opportunity to observe when flaccid), average girth, uncircumcised. Sparse hair to balls and pubic area suggests history of waxing, though this appears not to have been undertaken recently.

Sweet rosebud lips. May have used flavoured lip balm (cherry?) earlier in the day.

Intercourse:

Unsurprisingly, Jack assumed he would be going on top and I deferred to his wishes. He was much more considerate than I had anticipated, gently bending me over the desk and taking great care whilst preparing me for anal penetration. (3 mins 40 secs.) I believe Jack may have guessed that I was feeling slightly anxious at this point, as he kept up a steady stream of verbal encouragement, telling me what a good boy I'd been, that it was his turn to take care of me, and making a number of complimentary remarks about my sweet, sweet arse. I found this both pleasant and soothing.

During the actual fucking I observed that Jack is possessed with both natural rhythm and a fair amount of tenacity. (7 mins 35 secs.) The light bruising I received to my hips and chin (from being slammed a little too hard into the desk) were a small price to pay for the vigorous stimulation my prostate received. When I attempted to bring myself to completion by stroking my own penis, Jack batted my hand away and reminded me that he intended to cater to my needs on this occasion. The sentiment was undeniably erotic, especially when accompanied with a more than adequate handjob. When Jack leant over and whispered in my ear, 'c'mon, Ianto, make a mess for me,' I could contain myself no longer and ejaculated onto a paper copy of Appendix 6 Article 19 of The Shadow Proclaimation. (Good thing I'd had it laminated.)

I was barely capable of coherent thought and very nearly dropped the stopwatch, but I was pleased to note that gloves aren't the only thing to come in pairs.

Overall assessment:

The exercise was very enjoyable and I feel a little less dead instead now. I found Jack to be a capable and considerate partner, and would not be averse to repeating the experience.

I think I do sort of love him, in a way.

~*~

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character: ianto jones, fandom: torchwood, pairing: jack/ianto, character: captain jack harkness, rating: nc-17

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