Fic Round Up
Hello! I am attempting to cross-post from DW, hopefully it won't be a disaster.
The last couple of months have been super-productive for me, fandom wise. This is extraordinary! I have written so little for so long, and now I have enough for a round up post. I do not know if this is a thing that people do anymore, but fuck it. I am doing this thing.
Posted in the last 2 months (all links go to AO3):
The Great Gryffindor Dating Game (No Money Back, No Guarantee, Accept No Imitations)
Remus/Sirius, Lily/James, Marlene/Dorcas. PG-13.
Sirius likes Remus. Remus likes Sirius. Their friends are supportive. Christmas is coming and romance is in the air. So it should be a simple matter for them to get together, right?
Except that maybe their friends are a bit too supportive and that’s where the trouble started. What with the pretend dating, the mistletoe, the sleigh rides and say, what’s in this drink? Oh, and the fairly extensive gambling ring. It’ll take more than goodwill and glitter to sort this one out.
This is, even by my standards, really fucking stupid. Yeah I didn't use my hiatus to go all highbrow or any of that shit.
Sirius Versus the Igloo
Remus/Sirius. PG-13
Remus finds himself stuck in an igloo, the Forbidden Forest, in the middle of an epic blizzard, with Sirius and no magic. Apparently they’ve been pranked by Peter. Marvellous.
This is just a tiny bit clever in parts? Oh, who am I trying to kid. A semi-sentient magic igloo is not intellectual.
Party Favours
Remus/Sirius, Lily/James. PG-13
‘Prongs, look at us,’ said Remus. ‘Neither of us have matching socks. There’s a hole in my jumper, and I’m pretty sure that’s egg on yours. We’re both wearing corduroy. And look at them.’ He indicated Sirius and Lily with a sweep of his hand. ‘They’re all amazing hair and elegance and perfect accessories.’
‘I’ve got amazing hair!’ James protested.
Remus shot him a pitying look.
This fic got my first negative AO3 comment, bringing up to four the number of platforms people have felt the need to log in and write a message specifically to tell me that I'm not funny. Which is weird because I'm fucking hilarious.
A Star, Singing.
A few points: 1. James did not get Sirius to proxy-stalk Lily; 2. Sirius and James are definitely not shagging; 3. Lily is absolutely not going to enchant a snitch to use as a sex toy; 4. Peter didn’t even think about asking for a transfer to Hufflepuff; 5. Remus thinks the Epiphany Ritual is completely pointless.
One of these is true. The importance of jam in Epiphany Potion is still under debate.
Remus/Sirius, Lily/James, although the best bits are Sirius & Lily, really.
Technically this is a fic but it's really more like some extended dirty jokes. So unlike me.
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I've done masses of writing that is not yet fit for public consumption, and is v hard to finish on account of not being fluffy/silly/dirty stuff with romance and fun times. My Lily Lives AU is approaching fucking novel length, fuck knows when I'll finish the bugger. I actually think it's quite good but I'm pretty very few people are likely to agree.
I'm also writing another AU about Remus going darkside because *mumble mumble something Sirius*. I do legit think Remus is one of the more interesting characters to write going bad although, ngl, there is quite a lot of pornography in this one.
The last couple of months have been super-productive for me, fandom wise. This is extraordinary! I have written so little for so long, and now I have enough for a round up post. I do not know if this is a thing that people do anymore, but fuck it. I am doing this thing.
Posted in the last 2 months (all links go to AO3):
The Great Gryffindor Dating Game (No Money Back, No Guarantee, Accept No Imitations)
Remus/Sirius, Lily/James, Marlene/Dorcas. PG-13.
Sirius likes Remus. Remus likes Sirius. Their friends are supportive. Christmas is coming and romance is in the air. So it should be a simple matter for them to get together, right?
Except that maybe their friends are a bit too supportive and that’s where the trouble started. What with the pretend dating, the mistletoe, the sleigh rides and say, what’s in this drink? Oh, and the fairly extensive gambling ring. It’ll take more than goodwill and glitter to sort this one out.
This is, even by my standards, really fucking stupid. Yeah I didn't use my hiatus to go all highbrow or any of that shit.
Sirius Versus the Igloo
Remus/Sirius. PG-13
Remus finds himself stuck in an igloo, the Forbidden Forest, in the middle of an epic blizzard, with Sirius and no magic. Apparently they’ve been pranked by Peter. Marvellous.
This is just a tiny bit clever in parts? Oh, who am I trying to kid. A semi-sentient magic igloo is not intellectual.
Party Favours
Remus/Sirius, Lily/James. PG-13
‘Prongs, look at us,’ said Remus. ‘Neither of us have matching socks. There’s a hole in my jumper, and I’m pretty sure that’s egg on yours. We’re both wearing corduroy. And look at them.’ He indicated Sirius and Lily with a sweep of his hand. ‘They’re all amazing hair and elegance and perfect accessories.’
‘I’ve got amazing hair!’ James protested.
Remus shot him a pitying look.
This fic got my first negative AO3 comment, bringing up to four the number of platforms people have felt the need to log in and write a message specifically to tell me that I'm not funny. Which is weird because I'm fucking hilarious.
A Star, Singing.
A few points: 1. James did not get Sirius to proxy-stalk Lily; 2. Sirius and James are definitely not shagging; 3. Lily is absolutely not going to enchant a snitch to use as a sex toy; 4. Peter didn’t even think about asking for a transfer to Hufflepuff; 5. Remus thinks the Epiphany Ritual is completely pointless.
One of these is true. The importance of jam in Epiphany Potion is still under debate.
Remus/Sirius, Lily/James, although the best bits are Sirius & Lily, really.
Technically this is a fic but it's really more like some extended dirty jokes. So unlike me.
~*~
I've done masses of writing that is not yet fit for public consumption, and is v hard to finish on account of not being fluffy/silly/dirty stuff with romance and fun times. My Lily Lives AU is approaching fucking novel length, fuck knows when I'll finish the bugger. I actually think it's quite good but I'm pretty very few people are likely to agree.
I'm also writing another AU about Remus going darkside because *mumble mumble something Sirius*. I do legit think Remus is one of the more interesting characters to write going bad although, ngl, there is quite a lot of pornography in this one.