Seems like all my friends got shags but me these days.
I'm an outcast in a town of shags.
Presenting the buffet of small town canadian shags:
Skate homie Cody does
Ty does. And if my bro randy's hair didn't have the texture of pubes he would've had one.
Avin does. Keeps his face warm when we run scantily dressed in the snow
Ryan's got a girly shag
Jake's got a shag
All the dudes from fast times at ridgemont high do....
So does Mikey
And devon
My best friend john...
My ex...
Dylan..........
Allan does. I don't.
My drinking buddy Randy-gass does
Trevor does. I don't.
All the lil guys like Teagan and Eyvie do...
ME? I just got long unruly hair