Life in general

May 06, 2009 08:18

Well in one month exactly Jacob will be home, well at this EXACT time he'll be en route home. Woo Hoo!!!
Other than the bs with Miss High and Mighty I'm doing well. I'm little confused because she's still sending me invites to things, being all solicitous and such. It feels like she's completely ignoring the things that were said/transpired between us. She may have no problems pretending those things didn't happen, but I on the other hand am not, seeing as I am the wronged party. Oh well I guess this is now a matter of me IGNORING the texts I'm getting and PRETENDING like I don't know this or that is happening. Oppsie Poopsies! Wow, she's must be right, because it really does work! (I say I'm annoyed by the invites because I sent her an email saying not to send them to me anymore but she IGNORED that as well and kept doing it. I guess she feels I'm so desperate I'll hang out with someone who clearly doesn't like me other than I'm another warm body for her gatherings. I feel so loved!)
Work. It's like coming to an end. Scary stuff. The 27 is the last day... 3 weeks left! OMG the children!!! Lol, I'm ready for summer vaca! Like, totally!
Last weekend was good. Went and saw X Men Origins ~ Wolverine. It was much better than I thought it would be, considering how bad I thought X Men 3 was. Hugh Jackman in all his hotness. Seriously, he has fantastic hair. I was left going, "Yeah shake your head!!! Fuck yeah!" If I was a guy I'd want that hair, seriously. Must take a ton of hair gel/spray. Totally worth it though!
Had movie night also. That was alarmingly good. Watched the most heart wrenching story called Grave of the Fireflies. It's basically 2 children starving to death. Slowly. Travis had told me it was a tear jerker so I just sat there going, "She's going to die, she's going to die, she's going to die..." (I didn't ruin anything, within the first 5 minutes of the movie you already know everyone ends up dying) Terribly sad but good. Also watched the first disc of Ghost Stories which is just plain hilarious, helped lighten the mood. Then capped out on Spirited Away. Great snacks, even better company. My friend Tim (the one I was apparently being uber rude to by not clearing this night with him) and Samuel L. Hemphill (I love his last name lol) came down for it. Good time. Got Greek night and Carnie night coming up soon. Yum... corn dogs and spanikopita!!! Tasty!

~ On a completely random note ~
At D&D we were talking about this new product called Baconaise. Jokingly someone said something about bacon flavored condoms. Out of morbid curiosity I looked it up. Couldn't find any, but found something close.

Bacon flavored lube, MADE BY THE SAME MOTHER F*CK*RS WHO MAKE BACONAISE!!! Now don't get excited, it's not in local stores yet, it's still in marketing but it is said they are confident that this product will be released. And with such a catchy slogan as, "Putting some sizzle back in your sex life," they could be right! Hell they did release bacon lip balm, which makes every part of me go, "Oh My Fucking God!" *barfs in a brown bag* Funniest part is, the Bacon Lube thing was an April Fools joke, now they are really making it. OMG...
www.baconsaltblog.com/2009/04/the-jokes-on-us.html
You guys know I'm totally going to end up buying this for the laugh factor, or atleast thats what I'm going to claim.
Google Bacon Salt or Baconaise and you'll find the J&D site. I'm just being super lazy by not just putting the link. Go do some of the work lol. I gave you the lube link which is what everyone cared about anyways :P
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