reaaaaaaaaallllllyyyy?
I can't believe wikipedia doesn't have an article on wakeboarding. What the fuck is up with that? Sure it's a new sport, but really. It needs an article. I should contact Andrew, Cody, and Mitch (not my fictional Mitch) and tell them to take care of this. Otherwise the universe will collapse under the weight of its own absurdity.
Also, on a completely unrelated side-note, I have determined that Tarren's first car would be a 1974 Chevrolet Vega Estate, passed down from his dad. It's a woodie, lmao. I've always known that his car would be a woodie, it was just a matter of narrowing down a specific type of car.
It's good for:
1) Shuttling your friends around.
2) Carrying multiple surfboards, and
3) Banging ho's in the backseat.
AND NOW, on a REALLY unrelated side-note, elk make extremely weird noises.
ON AN EXTREMELY UNRELATED SIDE-NOTE: I hate Matthew McConaughey with long hair. He would look so much better if he just cut his fucking stringy mop off and did something with it. >:O
Also, on a completely unrelated side-note, I have determined that Tarren's first car would be a 1974 Chevrolet Vega Estate, passed down from his dad. It's a woodie, lmao. I've always known that his car would be a woodie, it was just a matter of narrowing down a specific type of car.
It's good for:
1) Shuttling your friends around.
2) Carrying multiple surfboards, and
3) Banging ho's in the backseat.
AND NOW, on a REALLY unrelated side-note, elk make extremely weird noises.
ON AN EXTREMELY UNRELATED SIDE-NOTE: I hate Matthew McConaughey with long hair. He would look so much better if he just cut his fucking stringy mop off and did something with it. >:O