Severus feels like a young man -

[shaggablesnape]

and wonders where he can get oneFor the first time in days Severus wakes feeling alright - as alright as a grumpy bastard who isn't getting laid and who has a chronic coffee addiction ever feels. He hasn't slept on the sofa, he hasn't drunk himself into a stupor, and he's eaten properly with the result that his back isn't hurting, his head isn't

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[shaggablesnape]

Severus has added more sausages to the frying pan as people come into the kitchen, and now they are ready.

I assume everyone is up for a hot sausage?

[purebloodsrule]

~Draco snorts, then gets himself under control~

Yeah... yeah, that would be great.

[shaggablesnape]

Have you got something to put the hot sausage in? like some bread or something, or do you want it just as it comes?

[purebloodsrule]

~snorts again, unable to hold back a couple of coarse laughs~

I prefer to put my sausage in something, thanks...

~still snickering, Draco stands and gets some bread~

So, who else wants something to put their sausage in?

[shaggablesnape]

I think you're right Draco.

A hot sausage is nice on its own, but its better when its in something.

And with added ketchup as well.

[beastofthepit]

There is nothing like a hot sausage to kickstart the day.

~grin~

[doodooronronron]

Heh. I could go for a hot sausage an' all.

[shaggablesnape]

I didn't think you'd be far away once food was mentioned.

Here you are then, a nice big, fat, juicy, sausage...

Now what are you going to do with it? Butty? Or just gobble it down.

[doodooronronron]

~Ron smirks, he can't help it~

I'll have a butty, I think.

[shaggablesnape]

A wise choice, if I may say so.

Sausage gobbling is fun, but can leave you with a nasty mess on your chin.

[doodooronronron]

~Ron's smirk turns into an adolescent snigger~

Yeah. ~pops the sausage into some bread and munches happily~

Great sausage, Severus. Cheers!

[shaggablesnape]

Why thanks Ron. It's always nice to have your sausage appreciated. It's such a lot of hard work to produce the perfect sausage.

[doodooronronron]

Well it's the nicest sausage...the hottest, juiciest sausage I've ever tasted.

~Ron looks at it with mock adoration~

[shaggablesnape]

Severus, who has been deadpan throughout all these exchanges, nearly smirks at this but manages to keep a straight face.

Perhaps, when we are back at Hogwarts we could have a Sausage Appreciation night. It seems a shame to let this newly discovered love of sausages flicker out.

[doodooronronron]

~Ron doesn't think that sounds like a bad idea actually~

Cooked over a cauldron flame to make it nostalgic, like?

[shaggablesnape]

Well at the very least we ought to have the odd boys' night out when you're working at the castle. By the end of the week I guarantee you'll be ready to commit bloody murder and there's nothing like a quick trip to Hogsmeade and the seedy boozer of your choice to put it all into perpective.