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shaggablesnape

The Morning is still broken

Jul 13, 2004 13:24

Severus levers himself out of bed with effort. He didn't sleep well last night - he had been turning over in his mind the options for Draco when he left the BW house ( Read more... )

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purebloodsrule July 13 2004, 07:54:00 UTC

Morning, Severus, Pansy.

~Eyes the food preparation with interest~

What's for breakfast?

snake_charmer_ July 13 2004, 08:04:57 UTC

Porridge.

~winks at Severus~

shaggablesnape July 13 2004, 08:05:40 UTC

Well for you Draco, I've made your favourite. Pansy tells me you really, really love porridge.

We're having spanish omelettes.

Severus raises an eyebrow at the boy.

Unless of course you'd prefer eggs as well.

purebloodsrule July 13 2004, 08:07:16 UTC

~smirks~

I think it's another non-gullible day, Severus. Since I had some coffee already, that is.

Anything I can do to help?

shaggablesnape July 13 2004, 08:11:51 UTC

Well at least you're improving. At this rate we'll have you properly bitter and cynical before you're evicted.

You're learning from the master.

And you can whisk some eggs in a bowl - about six of them - as you seem to have mastered that art at the least.

And you'll be delighted to know that Pansy has already faced the fearsome beasts and extracted the eggs already. So you don't have to worry about going into battle against them.

purebloodsrule July 13 2004, 08:35:41 UTC

That sounds good.

~Draco gets the eggs and bowl and begins to whisk them. He glances around to be sure Pansy wasn't in hearing range and whispers to Severus:
I know... why do you think I was still "sleeping" until right after she came in? I hate those little fuckers.

shaggablesnape July 13 2004, 08:47:45 UTC

That was fairly obvious Draco, and not just to me.

They are foul little creatures though. Is it just me, or do they look at you funny?

I swear I'm going to hex Lothario when we leave. That'll teach him.

purebloodsrule July 13 2004, 08:50:19 UTC

It's not just you, Un- I mean, Severus. Damn, that's hard to keep from saying. Anyway, they all look at me strange... one night that Pansy and I slept outside, when I woke up one was right in front of my face, just inches from my nose.

They're fucking creepy.

shaggablesnape July 13 2004, 09:01:36 UTC

I'm told that Muggles think that birds are descendants of dinosaurs and used to pretty much rule the world before humans came along.

I think they're holding a grudge. In fact, I wouldn't put it past them to be sitting in their coop and plotting world domination.

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