The Theory of Threes
So here's the thing.
In the Unbearable Lightness of Being, Tomas, the womanising protaganist, reckons that the secret to successful womanising lies in the number three.
1. Always have at least three lovers at any one time. Though not necessarily in bed with you at the same time, naturally.
2. Never sleep with the same woman three times in a row, lest you fall in love with her.
3. Never ever ever stay the night.
Indeed, Tomas spoke from experience. I adopt these as The Shag Mapper's Code.
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Lunch with Mr England-Sri Lanka tomorrow!
In the Unbearable Lightness of Being, Tomas, the womanising protaganist, reckons that the secret to successful womanising lies in the number three.
1. Always have at least three lovers at any one time. Though not necessarily in bed with you at the same time, naturally.
2. Never sleep with the same woman three times in a row, lest you fall in love with her.
3. Never ever ever stay the night.
Indeed, Tomas spoke from experience. I adopt these as The Shag Mapper's Code.
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Lunch with Mr England-Sri Lanka tomorrow!